Daddy Cool?


Dad's wearing the Oakley's sunnies that has the MP3 thingy... my old man is trying to be cool apparently :O btw, this pic was taken by his colleague when they went for lunch and the picture has been circulating in his office!!! which proves that working middle aged people are seriously jobless...

Last Day of Work and Taken away Kicking and Screaming…

If anyone was in the lounge today between 4 and 5pm, they would have seen me being dragged away kicking and screaming from the countertop. Wei Hong and Mervin thought it would be funny to render me helpless by grabbing my legs and arms and picking me up off the countertop that I was sitting on. Needless to say, I didn't go without a fight. After managing to carry me halfway into the MUSA office, I reached up and pinched Hong right on his hooters. BOTH of them. Serves him right! In retaliation, Hong, being the "gentleman" that he was dropped my legs and scampered off… He didn't get far though… no!!! I managed to grab him and give him a thorough beating up.

 

It seems that being the last day I'm working in the lounge, people have been trying to drag (read carry/ pick/ hoist/ elevate) me out of the lounge… one of them was Darren who pestered me to join MNSM. I wasn't wearing my shoes as I like walking around bare footed so I told him I couldn't go due to my unclad tootsies. He then proceeded to threaten me with him carrying me to the MNSM booth, which would have embarrassed the shit out of me, or I was to wear my shoes and follow him. The dratted boy barely counted to 3 before he came charging behind the counter and tried to pick me up off the table I was sitting on!!! I think my loud scream deterred him. But in the end, I put on my shoes and scampered out.

 

There is one thing though, I know I'll miss working in the lounge. I've made a good deal number of friends whilst working there. Anyone that has walked and sat behind the counter knows this. The lounge is like a home to many students. It's a rendezvous point and a place to chill and unwind after a hectic day of classes. It's a place that people go to when they want to get out of the hot Malaysian heat. It's where I have had so many good laughs and a good place to hide when I just need some loud "quiet". I'll miss counting money when I get tired of just making sure everything's ok. I'll miss watching people from behind the counter. I'll miss having a place I know I definitely can sit down.

 

Kate and Merv were talking to me about me taking up 2 hours instead of quitting altogether, but I want a specific time slot that would be good for me and not something that I feel would be taking up any of the time that I feel I may need for other things. I've asked Kim about it, but he has said that the time I have is as is due to the lack of people having breaks at the time I do. Oh well, my days as a lounge attendant are over. I loved it when I was working and I'll miss it dearly, but as long as I can come back to the lounge and hang out with the other loungies, I'm good.. :)

Many, Many Things...

There are lots of things that have been flying around in my head as of late. I have loads of things to think about. Self assessments of my self consciousness, my character and my life. Toda, during Plant Biotech lecture, Prof Pua talked about how we should further our studies. I'm sure he knows what he's talking about. After all, he has seen all sorts of things over the 20-30 years of being in the field. Sitting there, in the lecture theatre, I couldn't help but wonder, should I do honours? Should I stop after my degree, should I just skip honours and fly into masters? How much time should I invest in studying? All these things are plaguing my mind and making me wonder.

 

I've also been having other less than savoury thoughts lately. Bordering a little on homicidal, I check myself to rein in my anger and annoyance. I'm sure those that have been reading my blog rather religiously, know that I despise girls that excessively flirt with my boyfriend. I'm not saying that I don't flirt a bit or have guys surrounding me all the time. The difference is that I treat them as my friends and only as friends. When a female, that starts showing more than a passing interest in my boyfriend, starts messaging him odd messages, I will, without a damnable doubt, get annoyed. Once, twice, it's cute and all that you like him that much, but please, anymore than that, you're looking for a punch.

 

I won't say who you are. If you read my blog, I'm warning you. Don't you sms him rubbish like that again. I don't appreciate it. Nick doesn't like it either, alright? Look, I'm not trying to be mean and a hypocritical bitch, but the truth is that I draw the line a bit when it comes to flirting. I believe that so long the other individual realises that nothing will ever transpire from the interaction, it's fine. But in this particular female's case, she has a history in liking nick. Nick is attractive, though he denies vehemently, and from the structure of the sentence and the manner of the message, I know that she's obviously trying to get his attention. On more than one occasion, she has shown more then a passing interest in Nick. I've always known that she likes Nick to a degree. I tolerate it only because she didn't try to be funny and directly come at him. If you're reading, Ms. I'll-strangle-myself-with-spaghetti, I'm telling you to lay off him. I don't hate you, but I don't like you doing all this. Yes, you're his friend, and you've known him longer than I have, but think about it... if he were single, it would be fine. but since he's not, try respect the fact that I dislike it, aight?

 

Work is starting to roll now. Hopefully, I can keep my head above the water. Report due Friday, need to do research on renewable resources using plant biotechnology, need to check up on my agar plates in the morning, need to ensure my plant culture doesn't get contaminated... gah!!!!

Went jeans-shopping today at Giordano. I bought, for the very first time in maybe a decade, straight cut jeans. Well, it was really only because mummy dear insisted on it and it actually looks good on me! I didn't get the skinny jeans as my thighs are thunder thighs and having thunder thighs do not go well with skinny jeans. So yeah. I have me a pair of straight cut jeans. Was planning to get me a pair of drawstring pants while I was at it, but then we ran out of time so I had to leave. The price was rather low too. Normal price was RM 159 but that particular branch seems to always sell this 50% cheaper so I got it for around RM 80! J

Daddy was terribly cute! He saw the jeans and the only thing he could say was, "Wah! It's so low cut! Don't want la. Go elsewhere to buy la!". Lucky for me, my mum was there and she immediately started berating my dad on his lack of knowledge on the current fashion. He was still frowning and grumbling about how my butt would pop out the minute I start walking around in the jeans when I paid for the jeans. I was rather surprised that the jeans were comfortable. I did wear Nick's jeans once, for fun. Despite the fact it was too big and I had to wear another pair of shorts inside to prevent it from falling right off, it was nice to wear… but then again, I just put them on for a few second before bursting into laughter about the large size! :P

Was studying GEN3030 last night and all I could think was… SHIT!!!! I barely know what I'm bloody hell reading… fuck weh… scary I tell you! Some more the damn paper's like a couple of weeks from now. I'll be pushing everything aside for my supplementary paper then concentrate on my subjects this sem. Obviously I'll be doing my reports and all, but I think I'll start revision only after the supplementary paper :S. ok la. Back to work…

Supplementary Papers, Lab Reports and Dilemmas

this semester is starting of on a rather bad note. the 1st week was barely over and there are so many horrible things happening in MUSA. i'm not at liberty to say anything for the fear of invoking the wrath of those that are in the council. but then i guess what everyone says, that politics brings out the worst in people, is true. people change and usually, in the process, the innocent people are the ones that get the brunt of the blow. kate and kim are resigning their posts by the end of the month. i'm resigning to concentrate on my supplementary paper now that i'm confirmed going to take it

i will miss sitting behind the counter and all that, but i think this is good in the long run. i'll probably end up in the library more than in the lounge, thus studying more. things may get awkward in classes if the welfare officer takes this personally, but dearie, this isn't personal, k? i really have to concentrate on GEN3030 and the lounge is no good for me. honestly, i shouldn't have take the job this sem. i'm sorry for all the trouble this may cause guys...

been trying to finish all my work and hurry things along this semester so i won't be rushing to finish last minute reports and stuff so my internals will be relatively high. i don't want to have all these to burden me as i really need this sem to be a straight pass. to all my friends, please help me to concentrate!!! :P

well, i'll have to start my studying again now... btw, tomorrow may be getting me a new pair of jeans!!! woot! hahah! :) take care y' all!

Hey guys,

yesterday, i found a puppy in a monsoon drain and brought it to PAWS. the problem, apparently, is that the pup may have to be put down on the grounds that it's too young (around 2 to 4 weeks old only. it's just a baby!! ) for vaccination and the other dogs may get it sick.

PAWS let me know that if i can find someone who's willing to keep the pup till it's a bit older, they can keep it in PAWS to put up for adoption. if there's anyone that can, please please
let me know. i can't keep the pup due to me staying in a condo and my mum doesn't like dogs.

if you can, please contact me ASAP, by giving me a call at 016-3218197. thanks everyone. this means alot to me.

Of Straw Mushrooms, Skipping Ropes and Tests

when i was just a little kid, i used to love eating straw mushrooms. to me, they were really tasty and all that. then as i grew up a little bigger, say around 5 years of age, i noticed a similarity between the straw mushrooms and my younger brother's *ahem* ;) when you're below ten and have a sibling of around the same age, taking baths together are fun. but i digress... since my discovery, everytime i see or eat straw mushrooms, i can't help but giggle to myself as i remember why i secretly (not so secretly anymore though, since i find this amusing) called straw mushrooms "Ku ku chiao mushroom".

when i first shared this with nick... you can imagine how much he laughed... so, let me explain why i named it such a "perverted" nickname. look at it's shape, the was the bell sits so nicely on top of it's stalk. lets just say you're a boy. look into your pants. see the similarity? now that i'm much older and much wiser, i know that the "ku-ku chiao" has something called a foreskin... *perverted giggle* look at the first picture of straw mushrooms. cut off the outer layer (think circumcision) and look left... *perverted giggle again* hehe!

skipped rope today to challenge my younger brother since he thinks he's better than me in everything but biology and chemistry (he's 10). the little menace said he "Can skip 40 times non-stop! can you? bet you caaan't!!!". my bruised ego didn't allow that challenge to go by unnoticed. so i skipped. after 40, some little blighter was counting very quietly. by 60, he gave me a sheepish smile... by 65, i was rolling on the ground laughing at him cos he was grinning very apologetically. so yeah, i continued for a while just to make it an even 100. then!!! cheng cheng cheng!!! *cue climatic music* mum hollers in the kitchen that she needs my help. guess what she wanted me to do?! hehe! disect straw mushrooms!!!! *rofl*

i giggled as i cut them in half... yes boys, i like cutting them up.... hahah! and those that knew me well enough since 1st year will remember how i burst upon the engineering guys grinning like a fool after i inverted the testicles of a lab rat we had to disect. after telling them, the simultaneous looks of pain on all the guys was priceless!!! :)

ah yes, those who have take undang, i'm taking mine tomorrow, and no, i'm not the oldest applicant (thank God!). i read through the 500 question book and i'm just going to take it easy... i think :P well, i'll be sleeping early so that i can get up in time. toodles people and wish me the bestest!!!

New Car, Old Friends and Loose Ends

ok, no loose ends. the title seemed cool. bear with me, k?! the only thing loose are my shorts. but then again, i just changed the rubber for it, so it's ok now :). but yeah, dad got us a new car and got rid of our beloved wira :(. the wira was a black aeroback, 1.6 and is really the bestest car in the world. lots of good memories with that car. we went everywhere in that car. what we have now, instead, is a myvi, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. but then again, i really can't say much. parents wanted to get a new car, better the myvi than an avanza! :S

anyhow, the hols have dragged on for a week and all i've been doing is bummed about. not very productive, i know. hahah! i've also been thinking alot these past few days. yes, i know, shock and horror, beat thinks?!?! yes i do you dim wits. i actually spend a bit of time thinking. i've been wondering how to cut cost for this year's ball. if i go for it, and if the theme's noir, i'll go as a femme fatale! hahah! sexay... :P

been catching up on old friends too. a really old friend of mine in aussie has graduated and she's working now. mass com. her sister's entering med school soon. another old friend just broke up with her bf cos i fueled it. the guy was totally hopeless... anyhow, i feel a bit bad for the bugger. chin leng is back and we all went for transformers, which is good, by the way.

nick and i however, we're just not seeing much of each other. he's working on his car, i'm under house arrest. sorry, it was too tempting not to put it that way. another thing i have to do is fix my laptop this week. i'll be so dead bored without it, which is why i've been putting it off for so long :P anyways, i think i will be doing it either day after or on friday. this will probably blow a hole in the pockets, but i think dad's paying for this one, so i wont' have to spend money :P. another thing, i'm nearly reaching the goal to get my new hp!!! yeay!!!

planning to get the silver k750i. not unlike nick's, but then silver one la. don't want to have a black one, which would mean that mine, nick and hansel's would look the same. anyway, i rather like the phone, and it's very affordable now. the camera's quite good too! :) well, i guess i'm rambling... argh...

Monash Males Part 3!

Back by popular demand! just when i thought that there were no more guys willing to allow me to defame them on my nasty blog... i present to you, our first and hopefully not the last business student!!! woot! and also one of biotech's "finest" :) Let the curtains open, the drums roll and the audience give a welcome cheer for your one and only JEFF and maybe not such a thunderous applause for Chris...


Jeff Azrai!!!

This fine specimen of male is not unlike our beloved Hong, with a twist! this particular male specifically asked me to fully fill his little section with praises. so here's your praises Jeff. you're cute, he's a relationship virgin and he's cuddly. and that's it folks!

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ok la. ok la. i'll do it properly. jeff is a nice chap. he along with hong and i did the 10km walk. he's about the same size as hong and loves to do things with hong (*wink wink!*) heheh! get your minds out of the gutter people!!! they love giving people chicken and turkey sandwiches! sheesh! hahaha! i have gotten one of those sandwiches. and if you have no idea what i'm talking about, never mind. it's better for you not to know, then you can fully appreciate their remarkable cooking skills.

jeff loves man untied and would die for them, this shows the amount of loyalty he has if you manage to hold him in your grasp. he also has a friend called suzie who's very pretty, though not very bright. i have no idea how jeff puts up with suzie, but if it's any indication of patience, i think he has alot. the things suzie says makes me wonder what the world is coming to with young people like suzie ("she's" 3 years younger me, which merits me calling "her" a little kid).

anyhow, jeff is a business student who frequents the lounge to play foos. he likes to call me beat-rice and stay up late to complete assignments. he's a wonderful person to talk rubbish with and is pretty down to earth for a rich boy. this silly boy has a thing for small and petite chinese girls. you know the cutesy cutesy type? yeah. if you're that, then you're his type. doesn't matter if you're an air-head or not (if you are, i doubt you'd understand the sarcasm and wit i portray on my blog, thus not bothering to read it), jeff will be willing to take you into his warm embrace and let you cuddle him.

Christopher Lua

christopher is a 3rd year biotech student that works in the lounge. he has squinty eyes and is chubby (fat). he likes to wear this really heady cologne that gives me a headache when he's around too long. he's a permanent fixture behind the lunge counter when his assignments are due on that particular day. he like to play foosball and enjoys drinking with his buds.

this guy ar... he's the equivalent of alex deo, in my eyes la. i can really think of much nice things to say about him cos he's forever saying mean things about me. but he's a good guy essentially. i think! chris has volunteered to have his name sullied on the internet by yours truly so i guess that accounts to something! chris and i have been classmates for the past two semesters and i think the most prominent characteristic that i have noticed from him is that withouth people pushing him, or if something is really urgently due, it's only then, he'll begin working. if i thought i procrastinate, he makes me look hardworking!

chris is nice... he is! but especially so when he needs help from you to complete an assignment, a report that you have already done. superb friend though. he's good for laughs and has a wicked sense of humour. most of the time. or more like when it's not aimed at me. chris is a bin tai lo most of the time and can be really understanding and caring when the situation arises. he can be mighty annoying too! he can tell wicked good ghost stories and more than once has told me about what he used to see when he watched bomohs do their "thang". not a guy to trifle with if you unless you plan to have him sic a pontianak on you...

he resembles a dugong when he's all relaxed at the beach. he has had a wonderful relationship or two with a few rather unsavory individuals (neptune and a female werewolf) but thank the heavens their bad attitude hasn't rubbed off entirely on him. chris is a reliable friend and wonderful guy most of the time. i do feel a bit bad with me putting up all this mean stuff about him...but then where's the fun in being nice?! hahah!

Yummy Yummy (Part II)

Just sharing the yummy-ness that is my darling...sorry babe. since you've put this pic on your msn, i think it's ok for me to put it here, right? teehee!!!


*sizzle!!!*

Exams Incoming!!!! Fire in the Hole!!!

no, i'm not mad. i'm just tired. after the past few days of camping in uni doing my revision, i'm sorely tempted to throw my files and folders of notes into a bonfire. really. it's getting monotonous and annoying to have to wake up everyday with the thought that, "SHIT! fucking finals.."

my temper has been a little short, my moods swing like a freaking, well, swing... my eyebags are so prominant, it's scary. my highlighters have never done so much work, one expired today and made a one way trip to the bin. nick and i have been trying to fit in "us" time in this busy busy schedule. but a few stolen kisses aren't doing the trick. i want a full blown date, but both of us realise the cruelty known as exams. damn cursed thing.

other than that super duper cheerful note, i have discovered the ugly side of monash uni students who are utter fucks. these particular shit assholes are known as pigs, or hogs, in a more recognisable term. the uni, trying to make up for this God awful time, opens up the classrooms for the students to use till 12 am everyday. some assholes think it's funny to hog a room from 8am to 12 am. like, hello?!?! what the fuck do you think you're doing?!

today, we had the unfortunate event of being "shooed" from C1.1. so, being the adaptive university students we were (we consisting of jeff, eugene, nick and i), peeked around the TRs. TR 2 had a rather smelly african guy (no offence. he smelt sickly sweet) so we moved onto TR 3. i would like to think of the events that followed the next few minutes the battle of The Sow Vs. The Students... as we reached for the front door, we were greeted, in terrible english, "Don't trouble". obviously, the person thinks that it's a proper command. "Don't trouble"? what the hell are you supposed to mean?! hello?!?! you're studying in a university that has to use english on a freaking daily basis. ok, i digress...

so anyhow, facing that, we turn the handle so as not to "trouble" the occupant inside... SHOCK AND HORRORS!!! IT'S LOCKED?!?!?! what do bitchy and snarky people like me do? hammer on the door. jeff, being the hero he is, went to the back door and started kicking it (needless to say, it was locked). through this time, i thought there maybe a group of people in there, but no... this sour looking pig-faced-sow comes stomping to the door and unlocks it glaring as menacingly as she can at 3 tall guys brushing by her like she's dirt and one very irrate female (me!).

when we got in, i realised that this happy little camper had brought her books, food, water and shit with her into the damn room. so not heeding worthless people, we began to rearrange the tables as jeff chanted "power outlet... where's a power outlet?" throughout this time, our wonderful little room mate covered her ears dramatically and huffed as she tried to study her work. the worst thing about this all is that this little bitch is a ACCA student, which is equivalent to her being a SUNWAY student. so what the flying fuck is she doing locking MONASH classrooms and pretending that she even has a bloody right to be there?!

after we settled down, we began to study. there were little whispers and chuckles coming from our corner and jeff decided to switch on the AC. the room was damn stuffy mind you. the minute dear jeff did so, Ms. Bitch turned around with a look of absolute horror and hugged herself to beat off the, then, non-existant cold. i snorted and began my revision. sue ann and melanie came in a short while after, and again, began rearranging tables and discussing what to put where... lovely little housemakers, them. through this all, Ms. Hogger, must have thought that our less than 10 decible activities were too loud for her sensitive ears and got up in a little huff with her notes and stormed out. nick and i giggled madly as she left.

10 to 15 minutes after that, she walks in with a brilliant smile on her piggy face and begins packing up her things. she makes a big show, to no one in particular by slamming her remaining notes into her folder and huffing as she tidied up her stuff. waltzing out, she had a look of a piggy that had found a new place to hog. as the door shut behind her, nick and i gave a high 5 to each other and burst out in laughter. melanie "hrmph"ed and said something along the lines to good riddance or somewhat. so in conclusion, what do we learn?

the top 3 ways to get rid of an unwanted person in a room is to:

3. Talk about exercise regimes and get really excited about comparing pics of yourself half naked
2. Talk about gay sex
1. Smell sickly sweet and show no chance that you're leaving

oh, to get rid of hogger, just flaunt in their face that you got in, and you ain't going no where!

Boys of Monash University, Sunway Campus! Part II

To all my avid readers, thank you for all the wonderful comments and hits i've recieved for my previous post :P as promised, i have 3 wonderful men available for this new edition! as with the previous post, this will feature 3 men from our wonderful university. as stated earlier, if any are interested, do contact me! contrary to popular belief, i have their contacts at the tip of my fingers! without more delay, here's our first eligible bachelor!

Male No. 1 !!! (Pisces)

I offer you, Sern Liang, Monash Engineering's finest (yeah right!)! want a man who's intelligent and has a life? Sern liang's yearly average for his studies in Monash? HDs... now, contrary to popular belief, despite his magnificent grades, this guy has a life!! he goes out clubbing and drinking and suprisingly is still capable of handing his work up on time and scoring well in the mini tests he may have! but this guy's a bit of a bin tai lou (dirty bugger) so you can always have him watching the girls go by. he's also known for his head butting incident. please ladies, if you wish to dance with him, do be at a certain height where his chin will not be threatened with damage! :P (said incident resulted in him getting an MSN contact, but no phone number... hahah!)

Specky and average height, around 5' 7" or 5' 9", this speciment of intelligent males, is always dressed in a tight shirt and slacks. i have never seen him without his hair neatly gelled and his entire appearance squeeky clean. but sadly for this guy, i have noticed he sweats alot! and easily too! but then again, for those of you that think sweaty guys are hot, i guess he's suitable for you (not my thing at all). in uni, the best place to find him isn't in the library but in the engineering labs! he'll be sitting behind a computer with his MSN on chatting to goodness knows who and doing goodness knows what.

*as much as i'd rather have more to write about him, i don't. for the engineering guys that may stumble across this, please give me mre dirt... i know he has some!


Male No. 2!!! (Pisces)

Ah!! Biotech's own submission. our very own philip tay! or as i affectionately call, him, Zen. now, zen, there is a hundred and one things that can be said about him. this lounge attendant has been my friend since i was 13 (since form 1 la). when we graduated from high school, i thought i'd be rid of him (just joking, k?). but who'd have thunk it that the fella stalked me into monash... doing the same course as me some more! :O hahah! joking weh. but anyhow, he's a regular guy. nothing facinating.. to me at least :P

Zen plays the drums and performs in his church frequently. but don't let this goody goody two shoes give you the wrong impression. he clubber wor! his famous b'day bash that resulted in him making the complete fool of himself the same night sern liang got head butted will go down in history. he had effectively ruined the water bottle my nick was drinking from by smashing down on the table several times. his drunked stupor was vehemantly denied during that time (ok. that didn't really help him much did it?) hehe!

zen's a great friend. tries to outdo me when i'm sarcastic with him, to no avail. but he does try, so i have to give him some credit for that! hahah! his small stature is not to be outdone by his loud and rather raspy voice. he constantly spikes up his hair as shown in the picture, unless he has a cap on (must be compensating for something... height) and he's always lugging his laptop around and playing inane games on it... (unreal?! the game la!) lately he's having this obssession with a cute rabbit... :S ahaha

as you can see in the pic, he has fallen asleep in the lounge again with his "Fitness First" headphones on whilst listening to something. he has this tendency to do that. he has a slight belly, which initially, he denied of its existance, but now wears with pride. a truly good chap!

Male No. 3!!! (Scorpio)

This is our beloved John Lim (a.k.a John Sabah a. k. a Wushu man). he's a funny bloke i say! ahha! man of many sounds. sit next to him for a day and laugh your ass off as he makes his series of odd noises, ranging from unique mannerisms of say "fuyoh" to "uh oh". you should listen to him imitate DotA character noises, super funny! this dude is born in the year of a tiger, but hangs out with us oxen alot. i think he's a sesat tiger. hahah!

i have a standing bet with him that he won't get his 6 pecs by the end of the year and he is determined to prove me wrong. ladies, want a nice firm man? look elsewhere till i give you the thumbs up! hhehe! but if you want a guy to work out with, john is available. another thing about this guy's health. he just had a brush with dengue and is jovial about it. he's crazy...

as the ladies can see, his guy is broad shouldered with loads of meat (and fat). he's got baby soft hair and boasts about it (rolls eyes). he loves to drink beer and hails from kinabalu. he's extremely fair with a pinky skin tone (jealous...) and he's extremely funny. he likes to think that he's sexy, as you can see from my msnchat with him:

John Sabah Lim says (10:44 PM):
i'm da sexy guy
b347: Give me the wind and the surf...( Monash Males Part 2!) says (10:45 PM):
oh really..
John Sabah Lim says (10:45 PM):
one of the most attractive ppl on earth

funny right? and rather obnoxious too...hahha! i dare testify he's not sexy! just alright my my department. eager to have a guy that's super crazy, is a cheerleader, protein bar chomper, 6-pec-wannabe and just plain funny, get john! :)

*can't really do much for this posting... the first one took too much out of me :( may edit to make it nicer in the near future (read by next week)

Very Available Monash Males…

to all the single ladies out there, i present to you the males in Monash University Malaysia that i believe deserve a nice lady to care for! now, it is crucial that none of you fine ladies start judging them by appearances as many shallow women would. they are wonderful and i love them to bits... in my own rather violent and evil way :P

Ok! the first male... coming riiiight up!!! (Arranging them by age)

Mr TK Yong! :P (Cancer, Aries)

this wonderful example of a male is the king meanie... he's my favourite senior (cos he's basically the only senior i actually talk to) and he's a very much wonderful chap, when he's being nice. stats?well, i don't really have his stats. i highly doubt he'll find this post amusing anyhow :P hahah! (sorry yong. you're single and available, just not desperate). Yong enjoys photography, walks in the park, holding hands and flowers... ok, i lied about the park, holding hands, and flowers. he enjoys nature, the beach and annoying the hell out of me. but then again, i annoy him back! muahahah! but he really is a nice chap.

he's a fun guy to hang around with and is a good listner. he seems to like oasis and can't play Red alert starcraft or warcraft... he can't dota?! hahah! he can play C&C though and is currently in Sarajevo defending his base. he's born in the year of a boar, but isn't boring (so bloody lame!) he walks around in his big clunky boots, ready to jump into a swamp (though we're in kl) and always look like he's going to pull a prank on me. i'm not sure whether he acts that way only around me cos i'm his self-proclaimed-favourite-junior ever! hehe! but most of the time, he's harmless.

as seen in the picture above (it's a horrible pic of him. doesn't do him justice. he usually has a rather sneaky grin on his face), he's very skinny. if you're into the thin and lanky type that really eats alot in comparison to what he weighs, then he's your guy. when you're around him and the forest is closing in on you, you know you'll be safe. that's our KY. he is the best person to be lost in a forest with. he's got his mini stove in his back pack ma! hehe! (btw, said back pack is nearly as tall as i am! and probably heavier... :S)

Male No. 2...

Alex the Deo (a.k.a Shorty) <---dunno his b'day :P

Born in the year of a rat, he has squinty eyes like one. one half of the David and Goliath couple in the MPR playing ping pong! heheh! Contrary to popular belief, our darling alex probably doesn't need any advertisement. but as i observed in his clash with a particular lady friend i have, he can be mighty shy when he REALLY likes a girl. so i won't advertise so much on him since there are 101 things i dislike about his habits. but in a nutshell, he's the perfect gentleman when he's trying. he's willing to take you shopping to help you change your wardrobe, but i think he has ulterior motives at least that's the impression i got from his shopping with mei leng... but i think the more i write on him, the more bad things i'm unearthing... ok, so if you want alex, he's a bit short (maybe my height) and stocky (fat) so it makes him look really short (midget). but alex, we love you all the same :P he's a wonderful friend, but i don't think i'd date him... (he's too damn short!)

Male No. 3!

Wei Hong!!! (Virgo)

Now this guy is a massive teddy bear! to me and mei leng, he's our stress reliever. we love pinching his chubby cheeks and teasing him to itty bitty bits! (see the pic! :D) but then he's rather vicious to other males. Hong Hong is as tall as my darling, but weighs nearly 2 times i do. he's an engineering student and loves to play foosball in the lounge, though ping pong has taken him by the reigns.

he's also very determined when he puts himself to it. he finished the malay mail big walk with me! woot! 10 km man!!! hehe! and not to mention he's suddenly taken interest into playing ping pong! watch him play here! hehe! he's a brilliant friend and a wonderful punching bag. he likes to hog nick on holidays by tempting my sweetie with PS2 games! but my very clever nick sees beyond that! hong has a wicked sense of humor, enjoy watching girls walk by and liqour. fancy a drinking man with alot of surface area, get hong! did i mention he's cuddly too? ;)

he's known as CNN bob as anything you tell him (if you don't tell him to keep it hush hush) will be everyone's news. want the lastest gossip? find Hong. want the funniest drunk ever? find hong. want a good laugh? find hong. want to find out who likes who? find hong. want to eat at lunch with someone who'll chug down 2 glasses of shuet cha and continue to chomp on ice? Find hong! want to get laid? er find Hong? hahah!

Picture courtesy of nick's blog...

Male No. 4!!!

Derek Tan!!! (a.k.a Tok Kok Tan)

See Derek, i put you at No. 4! :P now, derek... where do i start? i've known him since he was small, short and didn't slouch. derek is an entity of his own. he deserves to become an adjective. when any of us start spouting utter rubbish at the most unusual time, we always say "stop pulling a derek" but then derek is a nice guy. a bit of a prude though... derek is a scorpio. he's a super duper loyal friend and gets mad easily when he feels his friends have been wronged. has too big a heart and very sheltered. the type of guy you take home to your folks and your dad won't find the need to threaten him within an inch of his life. he's so very superstitious and really listens to his mummy alot. he loves his mum and grandma to bits it's endearing. problems? he listens to mummy and grandma. hahah!

he also has a bit of a skin problem and is nearly inept in fashion. in his eyes, all he needs to wear to uni is his briefs, t-shirt, pants, shoes and socks. the colour coordination, the socks he wears and the shoes he uses are not important. what matters to him is that he's covered up his bits. if you want do a challenging make over? Derek is the key to your dreams. want a guy that likes anime? derek. want a guy that can talk to you about games 24/7? Derek. want a guy that will be worried for you and be genuinely concerned when you're upset and need someone to talk to? derek. want someone who's capable of writing both computer programs and poetry? derek. hehe! don't play play! he's bloody smart when he's trying!

ok la. that's all i have for now. i think i expand on the guys anymore than this, they'll kill me! :P

Cancer!! Does it in the Water?!?!

Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line.


AQUARIUS - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.


PISCES - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREATkisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Coolest one
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person Ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long- term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Especially with your mom. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- Irresistible
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


SAGITTARIUS-The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Cutie
Most Amazing kisser. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - Aggressive.
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty.

Ps, i have a capricorn as a partner, so does this mean i get some really passionate loving? hehe! ;) Muax babe!

Pss... yes, i'm really jobless to blog twice in a day...

YUMMY!!!! :P *Drools...*

Just sharing a little something... so hawt... :P eye candy for the girls :P isn't he just hawt?! and it's mine! all mine! muahaha!

WARNING! The following picture may blind you temporarily!

Suffice to say, it was hot a the beach, the waves were strong. we had decided to go for a swim and chris was his usual obscene self and decided to go in boxers... however, i guess old King Neptune wanted to play an evil joke on him. after washing him up onto the shore like a beached whale, King Neptune decided to charm chris's pants away... you know how the greek gods are... horny for even men! chris returned to us with a very sore bum and sand where the sun doesn't shine. sadly, he lost his pants to the sea and was all but amused when we welcomed him with kim dressed up as a merman and holding a triton. i guess it didn't help that he later suffered a fever that night, recollecting the horrors inflicted upon him. as of now, chris is undergoing severe psychological treatment to help him cope with this trauma.

Ps... Chris really is wearing his boxers... he didn't get shagged by Neptune, he did lose his pants though, just not his boxers! and he did get a fever, but no psychological treatment, though i honestly believe he could do with some :P sorry chris, but the pic was too tempting to photoshop!hahah! thanks Yong! :)

Beach Withdrawal Symptoms...

The beach is a many dangerous and wonderful thing. i miss it. i can't seem to stop thinking of the sand, the blue sky, the refreshing water, the sea breeze, the night sky, the shooting stars, the sunrise and the turtles. i can't help but miss the thrill of running along the beach in the pitch dark night racing to watch a turtle lay her eggs. i can't help but miss the sea breeze blowing around me as i fall asleep, the whispers of the waves crashing into the sand.

it doesn't help that my meanie of a senior, KY thought it would be funny to make me miss the beach more by sending me a song where the begining has the sound of the surf crashing into the shore. meanie la you KY! to top it off, i've been staring like a fool at the pics i took during the trip... i miss that damn beach! as i fall asleep, i can almost hear the waves... damn!

in a nutshell, i miss the beach. i honestly wish we could have stayed there a little longer. the sandflies and the hard water was things that we could have gotten used to. but the view of the ocean in the early morning is wonderful. the song of the birds as the sun rises is sweet to the ears. i have stayed in the city too long and all this is making me miss the suburban lifestyle.

true, all of us got sunburnt, but we were happy. we had fun playing monkey in the middle with darren's pants. we had fun pelting eah other with sand in the ocean. jason got his tan. kim got covered in sand. kate and yvonne had their feet healed. mei xian's conjunctivitis got better. we saw the turtle lays eggs. it truly is bliss...

true, i missed nick to tiny bits during the trip. and if he was there, it would have been much more fun. especially at night when the stars came out and the the shooting stars crossed the night sky... there were times i wished i had asked him to follow us so he could be there to walk along the beach with me. next time then...

Salty Salty Brine

Waves crashing into the shore
The sea breeze cooling and pleasant
The clear blue sky and soft sandy beach
Up creeps the salty brine

A splash into the face
An unsuspecting victim
An indignant sqawk of rage
A mouthful of salty salty brine

A victorious whoop of joy felled silent
As salty salty brine splashes right in
The wave-slapped faces shocked
By the mouthful of salty salty brine

Oh Salty Salty Brine!
Oh water of the sea!
Why do you sting my eyes
Why do you make me so thirsty...

Stupid White Trash Foriegners... Go home to your red neck world!

don't get me wrong... i have nothing against white people. in fact, i have met really nice ones throughout my life. the problem are the trash of the white society. they have no brains just brawn and they think that anyone without white skin is below them. what brings this on? here, lemme tell you what happened no more than 30 minutes ago.

i was on the way home from 1u and i was doing what i do best when in the car. i look out the window, looking at the passing cars and trying to see anything interesting about them. i happen to catch site of a cherokee jeep with some rather interesting signs on. you know the ones stuck on with the suction caps? well, anyway, trying to read them when your car is on a flyover and the other car's driving alongside below isn't easy, so i was staring at the car a bit.

i look up to see the passenger look at me then turn away so i didn't care and continued to look at the car. all this spans in a few seconds. next thing i know, when i look up is the driver is looking back at me, then the fucker flips me off!!!! i was shocked at first, then contemplated flipping him one back but i lost sight of the stupid little shit.

fucking white trash!! hello?!?! who's country are you in? bloody hell, you friends didn't even care about some asian chick looking at the car or in your general direction, so what the fuck do you think you're doing? just because you're white doesn't mean shit you know! i hate the fact that white trash like you think you can fucking walk over asians. some may be stupid enough to fawn over you, but the new breed of asians will not tolerate you. trust me, if you had happen to meet me face to face, i bet, even if i stared at you, you wouldn't dare flip me off.

so, if you guys ever see a dark green cherokee with two signs talking about the driver sticking to the back windows, driven by some stupid white punk, don't give the little shit any fucking road couteousy... he should be white with blonde/light brown hair.

if you happen to be him, i'd like you to go back to your barbaric country where your stupid mindset will be accepted. or better yet, let me know who the fuck you are, i'll set up a place to meet, and you can bloody well flip me off in front of whatever asians that may be there... obviously, being a girl and all that, my guy friends will love to accompany me. did i mention that i have many male friends... die you stupid white trash shit.

*ps, i really don't mean to attack all the white people out there... just the stupid red-neck, white trash that sully your names. for people like my dr. Cathy, my friends back in grade school and all you other wonderful people that i've had the pleasure of staying with in my condo, thank you for being polite and civilised.

** the white people in my condo are so nice! there's always a good morning, hello and see you, when you share a lift with them. one old gentleman chatted with me once when we were sharing a lift. see!

Semester's Coming to a Close?!?! OH NO!!!!!!!

i cannot believe it. this semester is going by waaay too fast for my liking. i've been so busy handing up assignments. hopefully i do well for this sem. my brain's on a random auto-pilot now. ack... had a weird dream where i went on a field trip. i have an upcoming one that i'm looking forward to. but the silly thing about this dream is that we stayed in a 5 star hotel. nice beds, HBO, looked like those high class boarding school dorms, with lovely decor and the works. in my dream, my friend was married and he was married during the trip quietly. and of all the things, my engineering friend was there... which is ridiculous. anyhow, the reason why this dream is uber weird? cos i'll be going to see turtles nesting in a couple of weeks. to top that off, we'll be staying in dorms or even camping outside (which i wouldn't mind! :P) so obviously a high class hotel room isn't possible.

anyway, i have a report due next week, i TECHNICALLY have a report due tomorrow, which i have barely touched, i have an assignment due next week too. and the malay mail big walk is on sunday. i'm pretty screwed in a sense as i have so much to do. trying not to hyperventilate! and not to mention i have to go for hansel's farewell dinner friday. stoopid la.. hansel leaving already!!!! nick and i will be seriously missing him. more of nick la. anyway, tomorrow going to get him his gift. haven't really decided what to get him though... but then again, i won't say what i plan to get, in case he may happen onto my blog. he does read nick's.

ok ok back to work. i noticed nick has more hits than me. why ar? cos he has more pics? hahah! oh well...