"Eligible" Bachelors of Monash, Part 4?

After a long and tiresome hunt for single men, i found me two lads. this post is done due to the shameless request of Darren a.k.a Walrus and Jason, the little boy... they both claim to be eligible bachelors, one, a walrus, another is running for mr monash... which is amusing as one of them is too much of a child to be a Mr. heheh! as you can see in the pic to the left, they are soooo close to each other it brings a tear to my eyes! sigh! :P

Darren NPY a.k.a Walrus, Ah-Pek, Panda

This overly friendly, bouncy, crazy, chubby, rosy cheeked, loud, insane, and completely mad fellow is newly single. this is the guy that pranks you if you fall asleep during bus rides or during any trips for the matter... hahah! the picture you see to your right is a flattering pic of a guy trying to look cool in sunglasses. in reality... he's really just a bubbly guy with more than meets the eye...

so, what's the sordid story behind our beloved Darren? he tells us all sorts of things without holding back... when i say everything, i mean EVERYTHING! :P he is a helpful guy that is willing to sit down and talk to his friends and assist them when they are having problems. Darren is also the guy who makes the most noise and makes the room cheery with his insane and at times, pretty lame jokes.

just looking at him, one would never think that he was born in '87. hanging around us old people must have made him look old too! :P Darren is one of a kind, he sweats alot and bounces about all too much. it amazes me how he stays so chubby with all the running around he does!

so yeah, what's the big deal over darren? he's one of the few guys that i know that has dated all three of the main races in malaysia! he loves all girls... he's very hamsap and he tries to make everyone else seem as hamsap as him. he loves to play pranks and was an avid scout back in high school. so girls, if you want someone who's crazy, sweaty and hamsap... Darrren is your choice!

and the pranksters attack! (Inclusive of yvonne and i!!)

Jason Chan a.k.a "The Little Boy", C&S officer
this boy ah... hahah! he can sleep anywhere and anytime! this here speciman of a male is an adorable and acts as child-like as he looks. our beloved Jason is the brunt of so many pranks and jokes that i wonder that he hasn't retaliated and tried to kill us yet! as you can see in the picture above, we managed to put sand, powder and counterpain on him. the smiley on his back is courtesy of the pine needles that i stuck on after spraying his back with insect repellent! :P

anyway, jason is really a child when he has no worries. during our turtle trip, he was the most excited playing with the bioluminant crustaceans and playing in the sand. courtesy of his enthusiasm in mimicking a turtle, he had sand embedded under his finger nails... sigh! that boy ar! but he's a sweet enough little guy (i feel like he's such a little boy!) he constantly gets bullied by the boys due to his rather docile character, but oh wow! look out when Jason means business...

for the girl that would like a child-like and sweet guy (though definitely NOT innocent) jason may seem ideal. though he comes with a warning label! his sweet exterior may not mean a sweet interior! be warned! and he has a rather close relationship with patrick from spongebob! :O

ps... for those that read this post earlier, i have edited on the request of certain people. sorry Darren, for the inconvenience. didn't realise that they're making such a big hoo haa over it! :S (after all, it is my blog...)

Eligible Bachelor No More…

This is a quick announcement. One of my eligible bachelors has found himself a partner. Ladies, I'm sorry if you have been eyeing our fine Jonathan "Sabah" Lim but his heart has been stolen! So ladies, you'll just have to try someone else yeah? But don't give up girls, the other lads haven't been snagged!

Monash Males Part 3!

Back by popular demand! just when i thought that there were no more guys willing to allow me to defame them on my nasty blog... i present to you, our first and hopefully not the last business student!!! woot! and also one of biotech's "finest" :) Let the curtains open, the drums roll and the audience give a welcome cheer for your one and only JEFF and maybe not such a thunderous applause for Chris...


Jeff Azrai!!!

This fine specimen of male is not unlike our beloved Hong, with a twist! this particular male specifically asked me to fully fill his little section with praises. so here's your praises Jeff. you're cute, he's a relationship virgin and he's cuddly. and that's it folks!

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ok la. ok la. i'll do it properly. jeff is a nice chap. he along with hong and i did the 10km walk. he's about the same size as hong and loves to do things with hong (*wink wink!*) heheh! get your minds out of the gutter people!!! they love giving people chicken and turkey sandwiches! sheesh! hahaha! i have gotten one of those sandwiches. and if you have no idea what i'm talking about, never mind. it's better for you not to know, then you can fully appreciate their remarkable cooking skills.

jeff loves man untied and would die for them, this shows the amount of loyalty he has if you manage to hold him in your grasp. he also has a friend called suzie who's very pretty, though not very bright. i have no idea how jeff puts up with suzie, but if it's any indication of patience, i think he has alot. the things suzie says makes me wonder what the world is coming to with young people like suzie ("she's" 3 years younger me, which merits me calling "her" a little kid).

anyhow, jeff is a business student who frequents the lounge to play foos. he likes to call me beat-rice and stay up late to complete assignments. he's a wonderful person to talk rubbish with and is pretty down to earth for a rich boy. this silly boy has a thing for small and petite chinese girls. you know the cutesy cutesy type? yeah. if you're that, then you're his type. doesn't matter if you're an air-head or not (if you are, i doubt you'd understand the sarcasm and wit i portray on my blog, thus not bothering to read it), jeff will be willing to take you into his warm embrace and let you cuddle him.

Christopher Lua

christopher is a 3rd year biotech student that works in the lounge. he has squinty eyes and is chubby (fat). he likes to wear this really heady cologne that gives me a headache when he's around too long. he's a permanent fixture behind the lunge counter when his assignments are due on that particular day. he like to play foosball and enjoys drinking with his buds.

this guy ar... he's the equivalent of alex deo, in my eyes la. i can really think of much nice things to say about him cos he's forever saying mean things about me. but he's a good guy essentially. i think! chris has volunteered to have his name sullied on the internet by yours truly so i guess that accounts to something! chris and i have been classmates for the past two semesters and i think the most prominent characteristic that i have noticed from him is that withouth people pushing him, or if something is really urgently due, it's only then, he'll begin working. if i thought i procrastinate, he makes me look hardworking!

chris is nice... he is! but especially so when he needs help from you to complete an assignment, a report that you have already done. superb friend though. he's good for laughs and has a wicked sense of humour. most of the time. or more like when it's not aimed at me. chris is a bin tai lo most of the time and can be really understanding and caring when the situation arises. he can be mighty annoying too! he can tell wicked good ghost stories and more than once has told me about what he used to see when he watched bomohs do their "thang". not a guy to trifle with if you unless you plan to have him sic a pontianak on you...

he resembles a dugong when he's all relaxed at the beach. he has had a wonderful relationship or two with a few rather unsavory individuals (neptune and a female werewolf) but thank the heavens their bad attitude hasn't rubbed off entirely on him. chris is a reliable friend and wonderful guy most of the time. i do feel a bit bad with me putting up all this mean stuff about him...but then where's the fun in being nice?! hahah!

Boys of Monash University, Sunway Campus! Part II

To all my avid readers, thank you for all the wonderful comments and hits i've recieved for my previous post :P as promised, i have 3 wonderful men available for this new edition! as with the previous post, this will feature 3 men from our wonderful university. as stated earlier, if any are interested, do contact me! contrary to popular belief, i have their contacts at the tip of my fingers! without more delay, here's our first eligible bachelor!

Male No. 1 !!! (Pisces)

I offer you, Sern Liang, Monash Engineering's finest (yeah right!)! want a man who's intelligent and has a life? Sern liang's yearly average for his studies in Monash? HDs... now, contrary to popular belief, despite his magnificent grades, this guy has a life!! he goes out clubbing and drinking and suprisingly is still capable of handing his work up on time and scoring well in the mini tests he may have! but this guy's a bit of a bin tai lou (dirty bugger) so you can always have him watching the girls go by. he's also known for his head butting incident. please ladies, if you wish to dance with him, do be at a certain height where his chin will not be threatened with damage! :P (said incident resulted in him getting an MSN contact, but no phone number... hahah!)

Specky and average height, around 5' 7" or 5' 9", this speciment of intelligent males, is always dressed in a tight shirt and slacks. i have never seen him without his hair neatly gelled and his entire appearance squeeky clean. but sadly for this guy, i have noticed he sweats alot! and easily too! but then again, for those of you that think sweaty guys are hot, i guess he's suitable for you (not my thing at all). in uni, the best place to find him isn't in the library but in the engineering labs! he'll be sitting behind a computer with his MSN on chatting to goodness knows who and doing goodness knows what.

*as much as i'd rather have more to write about him, i don't. for the engineering guys that may stumble across this, please give me mre dirt... i know he has some!


Male No. 2!!! (Pisces)

Ah!! Biotech's own submission. our very own philip tay! or as i affectionately call, him, Zen. now, zen, there is a hundred and one things that can be said about him. this lounge attendant has been my friend since i was 13 (since form 1 la). when we graduated from high school, i thought i'd be rid of him (just joking, k?). but who'd have thunk it that the fella stalked me into monash... doing the same course as me some more! :O hahah! joking weh. but anyhow, he's a regular guy. nothing facinating.. to me at least :P

Zen plays the drums and performs in his church frequently. but don't let this goody goody two shoes give you the wrong impression. he clubber wor! his famous b'day bash that resulted in him making the complete fool of himself the same night sern liang got head butted will go down in history. he had effectively ruined the water bottle my nick was drinking from by smashing down on the table several times. his drunked stupor was vehemantly denied during that time (ok. that didn't really help him much did it?) hehe!

zen's a great friend. tries to outdo me when i'm sarcastic with him, to no avail. but he does try, so i have to give him some credit for that! hahah! his small stature is not to be outdone by his loud and rather raspy voice. he constantly spikes up his hair as shown in the picture, unless he has a cap on (must be compensating for something... height) and he's always lugging his laptop around and playing inane games on it... (unreal?! the game la!) lately he's having this obssession with a cute rabbit... :S ahaha

as you can see in the pic, he has fallen asleep in the lounge again with his "Fitness First" headphones on whilst listening to something. he has this tendency to do that. he has a slight belly, which initially, he denied of its existance, but now wears with pride. a truly good chap!

Male No. 3!!! (Scorpio)

This is our beloved John Lim (a.k.a John Sabah a. k. a Wushu man). he's a funny bloke i say! ahha! man of many sounds. sit next to him for a day and laugh your ass off as he makes his series of odd noises, ranging from unique mannerisms of say "fuyoh" to "uh oh". you should listen to him imitate DotA character noises, super funny! this dude is born in the year of a tiger, but hangs out with us oxen alot. i think he's a sesat tiger. hahah!

i have a standing bet with him that he won't get his 6 pecs by the end of the year and he is determined to prove me wrong. ladies, want a nice firm man? look elsewhere till i give you the thumbs up! hhehe! but if you want a guy to work out with, john is available. another thing about this guy's health. he just had a brush with dengue and is jovial about it. he's crazy...

as the ladies can see, his guy is broad shouldered with loads of meat (and fat). he's got baby soft hair and boasts about it (rolls eyes). he loves to drink beer and hails from kinabalu. he's extremely fair with a pinky skin tone (jealous...) and he's extremely funny. he likes to think that he's sexy, as you can see from my msnchat with him:

John Sabah Lim says (10:44 PM):
i'm da sexy guy
b347: Give me the wind and the surf...( Monash Males Part 2!) says (10:45 PM):
oh really..
John Sabah Lim says (10:45 PM):
one of the most attractive ppl on earth

funny right? and rather obnoxious too...hahha! i dare testify he's not sexy! just alright my my department. eager to have a guy that's super crazy, is a cheerleader, protein bar chomper, 6-pec-wannabe and just plain funny, get john! :)

*can't really do much for this posting... the first one took too much out of me :( may edit to make it nicer in the near future (read by next week)

Very Available Monash Males…

to all the single ladies out there, i present to you the males in Monash University Malaysia that i believe deserve a nice lady to care for! now, it is crucial that none of you fine ladies start judging them by appearances as many shallow women would. they are wonderful and i love them to bits... in my own rather violent and evil way :P

Ok! the first male... coming riiiight up!!! (Arranging them by age)

Mr TK Yong! :P (Cancer, Aries)

this wonderful example of a male is the king meanie... he's my favourite senior (cos he's basically the only senior i actually talk to) and he's a very much wonderful chap, when he's being nice. stats?well, i don't really have his stats. i highly doubt he'll find this post amusing anyhow :P hahah! (sorry yong. you're single and available, just not desperate). Yong enjoys photography, walks in the park, holding hands and flowers... ok, i lied about the park, holding hands, and flowers. he enjoys nature, the beach and annoying the hell out of me. but then again, i annoy him back! muahahah! but he really is a nice chap.

he's a fun guy to hang around with and is a good listner. he seems to like oasis and can't play Red alert starcraft or warcraft... he can't dota?! hahah! he can play C&C though and is currently in Sarajevo defending his base. he's born in the year of a boar, but isn't boring (so bloody lame!) he walks around in his big clunky boots, ready to jump into a swamp (though we're in kl) and always look like he's going to pull a prank on me. i'm not sure whether he acts that way only around me cos i'm his self-proclaimed-favourite-junior ever! hehe! but most of the time, he's harmless.

as seen in the picture above (it's a horrible pic of him. doesn't do him justice. he usually has a rather sneaky grin on his face), he's very skinny. if you're into the thin and lanky type that really eats alot in comparison to what he weighs, then he's your guy. when you're around him and the forest is closing in on you, you know you'll be safe. that's our KY. he is the best person to be lost in a forest with. he's got his mini stove in his back pack ma! hehe! (btw, said back pack is nearly as tall as i am! and probably heavier... :S)

Male No. 2...

Alex the Deo (a.k.a Shorty) <---dunno his b'day :P

Born in the year of a rat, he has squinty eyes like one. one half of the David and Goliath couple in the MPR playing ping pong! heheh! Contrary to popular belief, our darling alex probably doesn't need any advertisement. but as i observed in his clash with a particular lady friend i have, he can be mighty shy when he REALLY likes a girl. so i won't advertise so much on him since there are 101 things i dislike about his habits. but in a nutshell, he's the perfect gentleman when he's trying. he's willing to take you shopping to help you change your wardrobe, but i think he has ulterior motives at least that's the impression i got from his shopping with mei leng... but i think the more i write on him, the more bad things i'm unearthing... ok, so if you want alex, he's a bit short (maybe my height) and stocky (fat) so it makes him look really short (midget). but alex, we love you all the same :P he's a wonderful friend, but i don't think i'd date him... (he's too damn short!)

Male No. 3!

Wei Hong!!! (Virgo)

Now this guy is a massive teddy bear! to me and mei leng, he's our stress reliever. we love pinching his chubby cheeks and teasing him to itty bitty bits! (see the pic! :D) but then he's rather vicious to other males. Hong Hong is as tall as my darling, but weighs nearly 2 times i do. he's an engineering student and loves to play foosball in the lounge, though ping pong has taken him by the reigns.

he's also very determined when he puts himself to it. he finished the malay mail big walk with me! woot! 10 km man!!! hehe! and not to mention he's suddenly taken interest into playing ping pong! watch him play here! hehe! he's a brilliant friend and a wonderful punching bag. he likes to hog nick on holidays by tempting my sweetie with PS2 games! but my very clever nick sees beyond that! hong has a wicked sense of humor, enjoy watching girls walk by and liqour. fancy a drinking man with alot of surface area, get hong! did i mention he's cuddly too? ;)

he's known as CNN bob as anything you tell him (if you don't tell him to keep it hush hush) will be everyone's news. want the lastest gossip? find Hong. want the funniest drunk ever? find hong. want a good laugh? find hong. want to find out who likes who? find hong. want to eat at lunch with someone who'll chug down 2 glasses of shuet cha and continue to chomp on ice? Find hong! want to get laid? er find Hong? hahah!

Picture courtesy of nick's blog...

Male No. 4!!!

Derek Tan!!! (a.k.a Tok Kok Tan)

See Derek, i put you at No. 4! :P now, derek... where do i start? i've known him since he was small, short and didn't slouch. derek is an entity of his own. he deserves to become an adjective. when any of us start spouting utter rubbish at the most unusual time, we always say "stop pulling a derek" but then derek is a nice guy. a bit of a prude though... derek is a scorpio. he's a super duper loyal friend and gets mad easily when he feels his friends have been wronged. has too big a heart and very sheltered. the type of guy you take home to your folks and your dad won't find the need to threaten him within an inch of his life. he's so very superstitious and really listens to his mummy alot. he loves his mum and grandma to bits it's endearing. problems? he listens to mummy and grandma. hahah!

he also has a bit of a skin problem and is nearly inept in fashion. in his eyes, all he needs to wear to uni is his briefs, t-shirt, pants, shoes and socks. the colour coordination, the socks he wears and the shoes he uses are not important. what matters to him is that he's covered up his bits. if you want do a challenging make over? Derek is the key to your dreams. want a guy that likes anime? derek. want a guy that can talk to you about games 24/7? Derek. want a guy that will be worried for you and be genuinely concerned when you're upset and need someone to talk to? derek. want someone who's capable of writing both computer programs and poetry? derek. hehe! don't play play! he's bloody smart when he's trying!

ok la. that's all i have for now. i think i expand on the guys anymore than this, they'll kill me! :P