WARNING! The following picture may blind you temporarily!

Suffice to say, it was hot a the beach, the waves were strong. we had decided to go for a swim and chris was his usual obscene self and decided to go in boxers... however, i guess old King Neptune wanted to play an evil joke on him. after washing him up onto the shore like a beached whale, King Neptune decided to charm chris's pants away... you know how the greek gods are... horny for even men! chris returned to us with a very sore bum and sand where the sun doesn't shine. sadly, he lost his pants to the sea and was all but amused when we welcomed him with kim dressed up as a merman and holding a triton. i guess it didn't help that he later suffered a fever that night, recollecting the horrors inflicted upon him. as of now, chris is undergoing severe psychological treatment to help him cope with this trauma.

Ps... Chris really is wearing his boxers... he didn't get shagged by Neptune, he did lose his pants though, just not his boxers! and he did get a fever, but no psychological treatment, though i honestly believe he could do with some :P sorry chris, but the pic was too tempting to photoshop!hahah! thanks Yong! :)