Very Available Monash Males…

to all the single ladies out there, i present to you the males in Monash University Malaysia that i believe deserve a nice lady to care for! now, it is crucial that none of you fine ladies start judging them by appearances as many shallow women would. they are wonderful and i love them to bits... in my own rather violent and evil way :P

Ok! the first male... coming riiiight up!!! (Arranging them by age)

Mr TK Yong! :P (Cancer, Aries)

this wonderful example of a male is the king meanie... he's my favourite senior (cos he's basically the only senior i actually talk to) and he's a very much wonderful chap, when he's being nice. stats?well, i don't really have his stats. i highly doubt he'll find this post amusing anyhow :P hahah! (sorry yong. you're single and available, just not desperate). Yong enjoys photography, walks in the park, holding hands and flowers... ok, i lied about the park, holding hands, and flowers. he enjoys nature, the beach and annoying the hell out of me. but then again, i annoy him back! muahahah! but he really is a nice chap.

he's a fun guy to hang around with and is a good listner. he seems to like oasis and can't play Red alert starcraft or warcraft... he can't dota?! hahah! he can play C&C though and is currently in Sarajevo defending his base. he's born in the year of a boar, but isn't boring (so bloody lame!) he walks around in his big clunky boots, ready to jump into a swamp (though we're in kl) and always look like he's going to pull a prank on me. i'm not sure whether he acts that way only around me cos i'm his self-proclaimed-favourite-junior ever! hehe! but most of the time, he's harmless.

as seen in the picture above (it's a horrible pic of him. doesn't do him justice. he usually has a rather sneaky grin on his face), he's very skinny. if you're into the thin and lanky type that really eats alot in comparison to what he weighs, then he's your guy. when you're around him and the forest is closing in on you, you know you'll be safe. that's our KY. he is the best person to be lost in a forest with. he's got his mini stove in his back pack ma! hehe! (btw, said back pack is nearly as tall as i am! and probably heavier... :S)

Male No. 2...

Alex the Deo (a.k.a Shorty) <---dunno his b'day :P

Born in the year of a rat, he has squinty eyes like one. one half of the David and Goliath couple in the MPR playing ping pong! heheh! Contrary to popular belief, our darling alex probably doesn't need any advertisement. but as i observed in his clash with a particular lady friend i have, he can be mighty shy when he REALLY likes a girl. so i won't advertise so much on him since there are 101 things i dislike about his habits. but in a nutshell, he's the perfect gentleman when he's trying. he's willing to take you shopping to help you change your wardrobe, but i think he has ulterior motives at least that's the impression i got from his shopping with mei leng... but i think the more i write on him, the more bad things i'm unearthing... ok, so if you want alex, he's a bit short (maybe my height) and stocky (fat) so it makes him look really short (midget). but alex, we love you all the same :P he's a wonderful friend, but i don't think i'd date him... (he's too damn short!)

Male No. 3!

Wei Hong!!! (Virgo)

Now this guy is a massive teddy bear! to me and mei leng, he's our stress reliever. we love pinching his chubby cheeks and teasing him to itty bitty bits! (see the pic! :D) but then he's rather vicious to other males. Hong Hong is as tall as my darling, but weighs nearly 2 times i do. he's an engineering student and loves to play foosball in the lounge, though ping pong has taken him by the reigns.

he's also very determined when he puts himself to it. he finished the malay mail big walk with me! woot! 10 km man!!! hehe! and not to mention he's suddenly taken interest into playing ping pong! watch him play here! hehe! he's a brilliant friend and a wonderful punching bag. he likes to hog nick on holidays by tempting my sweetie with PS2 games! but my very clever nick sees beyond that! hong has a wicked sense of humor, enjoy watching girls walk by and liqour. fancy a drinking man with alot of surface area, get hong! did i mention he's cuddly too? ;)

he's known as CNN bob as anything you tell him (if you don't tell him to keep it hush hush) will be everyone's news. want the lastest gossip? find Hong. want the funniest drunk ever? find hong. want a good laugh? find hong. want to find out who likes who? find hong. want to eat at lunch with someone who'll chug down 2 glasses of shuet cha and continue to chomp on ice? Find hong! want to get laid? er find Hong? hahah!

Picture courtesy of nick's blog...

Male No. 4!!!

Derek Tan!!! (a.k.a Tok Kok Tan)

See Derek, i put you at No. 4! :P now, derek... where do i start? i've known him since he was small, short and didn't slouch. derek is an entity of his own. he deserves to become an adjective. when any of us start spouting utter rubbish at the most unusual time, we always say "stop pulling a derek" but then derek is a nice guy. a bit of a prude though... derek is a scorpio. he's a super duper loyal friend and gets mad easily when he feels his friends have been wronged. has too big a heart and very sheltered. the type of guy you take home to your folks and your dad won't find the need to threaten him within an inch of his life. he's so very superstitious and really listens to his mummy alot. he loves his mum and grandma to bits it's endearing. problems? he listens to mummy and grandma. hahah!

he also has a bit of a skin problem and is nearly inept in fashion. in his eyes, all he needs to wear to uni is his briefs, t-shirt, pants, shoes and socks. the colour coordination, the socks he wears and the shoes he uses are not important. what matters to him is that he's covered up his bits. if you want do a challenging make over? Derek is the key to your dreams. want a guy that likes anime? derek. want a guy that can talk to you about games 24/7? Derek. want a guy that will be worried for you and be genuinely concerned when you're upset and need someone to talk to? derek. want someone who's capable of writing both computer programs and poetry? derek. hehe! don't play play! he's bloody smart when he's trying!

ok la. that's all i have for now. i think i expand on the guys anymore than this, they'll kill me! :P