Salty Salty Brine

Waves crashing into the shore
The sea breeze cooling and pleasant
The clear blue sky and soft sandy beach
Up creeps the salty brine

A splash into the face
An unsuspecting victim
An indignant sqawk of rage
A mouthful of salty salty brine

A victorious whoop of joy felled silent
As salty salty brine splashes right in
The wave-slapped faces shocked
By the mouthful of salty salty brine

Oh Salty Salty Brine!
Oh water of the sea!
Why do you sting my eyes
Why do you make me so thirsty...