I'm Brit?!?!

i do want to start staying in Britain. i truly doubt i'm brit! i can speak with the stiff upper lip if you like, but i'm very much a chinese... and yes, it's known as football. after all, didn't the brits invent the damn sport?! england-arrrrr!!!

British:
[x] You drink a lot of tea
[x] You know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy..
[x] you can eat a Full English Breakfast
[x] you dislike EMOS! almost as much as you dislike chavs
[x] its football... not soccer
Total = 7

Australian
[x] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call flip flops thongs not
flip flops
[ ] you love a backyard barbie
[ ] you know a barbie is not just a
doll
[x] you love the beach
[x] sometimes you swear without
realizing
[ ] you're a sports fanatic
[x] you are tanned
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan
[ ] you have an australian something
(shirt, phone sock, etc.)
Total = 4

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] your grandmother makes her own
sauces.
[x] you know how a real meatball tastes
like.
[ ] you know Italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and dark eye color
[ ] you speak some italian
[x] you are under 5'10''.
[ ] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in
the world.
[ ] you talk with your hands.
Total = 4

Mexican
[ ] you say member instead of Remember
[ ] you speak spanish or know some
[ ] you like tacos
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] you are dark skinned (tanned)
[x] you know what a Puta is.
[ ] you talk fast occasionally.
[ ] you have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[ ] you know what platanos are
Total= 1

Russian
[ ] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] you get short tempered
[x] you know of somebody named natasha
[x] you get cold easily
[x] rain is fun for you
[ ] You get into contests all the time
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total= 4

Irish
[x] you love to drink
[x] you have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ley,on,un,an,ins,ry, ly, y.
[ ] you have blue or green eyes.
[x] you like the color green.
[ ] you have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] you have a family member from Ireland..
[ ] you have blonde hair
[ ] you have/had freckles
[ ] your family get togethers always include drinking and/or singing

Total = 3

African American
[ ] you say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair
[x] you like rap
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] you think President George Walker Bush is racist
[x] you like chicken
[x] you like watermelon
[x] you can dance
[ ] you can ‘sing’ gospel
Total = 5

Asian
[x] you have slanty/small eyes
[x] you like rice a lot
[x] you are good at math
[ ] you have played the piano
[x] you have family from asia
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[x] most people think you're chinese
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
Total= 6

German
[ ] you like bread
[ ] you think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] you Speak some German
[ ] you know what Schnitzel is
[ ] you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] you went to Pre-school..
[x] you're over 5'2"
Total= 2

Canadian
[ ] you LIKE/play/played hockey
[ ] you love beer
[x] You say eh
[ ] you know what poutine is
[ ] you speak some french-
[ ] you love Tim Horton's
[ ] at one point you lived in a farm house
[ ] you watch/watched degrassi

Total= 1

American
[ ] hate foreigners
[ ] hate non-Christians
[x] lazy
[ ] not cultured
[x] hate abortion
[ ] love the death penalty
[ ] don't read
[ ] shop at walmart
[ ] think this is rather biased
total = 2

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