Monash Males Part 3!

Back by popular demand! just when i thought that there were no more guys willing to allow me to defame them on my nasty blog... i present to you, our first and hopefully not the last business student!!! woot! and also one of biotech's "finest" :) Let the curtains open, the drums roll and the audience give a welcome cheer for your one and only JEFF and maybe not such a thunderous applause for Chris...


Jeff Azrai!!!

This fine specimen of male is not unlike our beloved Hong, with a twist! this particular male specifically asked me to fully fill his little section with praises. so here's your praises Jeff. you're cute, he's a relationship virgin and he's cuddly. and that's it folks!

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ok la. ok la. i'll do it properly. jeff is a nice chap. he along with hong and i did the 10km walk. he's about the same size as hong and loves to do things with hong (*wink wink!*) heheh! get your minds out of the gutter people!!! they love giving people chicken and turkey sandwiches! sheesh! hahaha! i have gotten one of those sandwiches. and if you have no idea what i'm talking about, never mind. it's better for you not to know, then you can fully appreciate their remarkable cooking skills.

jeff loves man untied and would die for them, this shows the amount of loyalty he has if you manage to hold him in your grasp. he also has a friend called suzie who's very pretty, though not very bright. i have no idea how jeff puts up with suzie, but if it's any indication of patience, i think he has alot. the things suzie says makes me wonder what the world is coming to with young people like suzie ("she's" 3 years younger me, which merits me calling "her" a little kid).

anyhow, jeff is a business student who frequents the lounge to play foos. he likes to call me beat-rice and stay up late to complete assignments. he's a wonderful person to talk rubbish with and is pretty down to earth for a rich boy. this silly boy has a thing for small and petite chinese girls. you know the cutesy cutesy type? yeah. if you're that, then you're his type. doesn't matter if you're an air-head or not (if you are, i doubt you'd understand the sarcasm and wit i portray on my blog, thus not bothering to read it), jeff will be willing to take you into his warm embrace and let you cuddle him.

Christopher Lua

christopher is a 3rd year biotech student that works in the lounge. he has squinty eyes and is chubby (fat). he likes to wear this really heady cologne that gives me a headache when he's around too long. he's a permanent fixture behind the lunge counter when his assignments are due on that particular day. he like to play foosball and enjoys drinking with his buds.

this guy ar... he's the equivalent of alex deo, in my eyes la. i can really think of much nice things to say about him cos he's forever saying mean things about me. but he's a good guy essentially. i think! chris has volunteered to have his name sullied on the internet by yours truly so i guess that accounts to something! chris and i have been classmates for the past two semesters and i think the most prominent characteristic that i have noticed from him is that withouth people pushing him, or if something is really urgently due, it's only then, he'll begin working. if i thought i procrastinate, he makes me look hardworking!

chris is nice... he is! but especially so when he needs help from you to complete an assignment, a report that you have already done. superb friend though. he's good for laughs and has a wicked sense of humour. most of the time. or more like when it's not aimed at me. chris is a bin tai lo most of the time and can be really understanding and caring when the situation arises. he can be mighty annoying too! he can tell wicked good ghost stories and more than once has told me about what he used to see when he watched bomohs do their "thang". not a guy to trifle with if you unless you plan to have him sic a pontianak on you...

he resembles a dugong when he's all relaxed at the beach. he has had a wonderful relationship or two with a few rather unsavory individuals (neptune and a female werewolf) but thank the heavens their bad attitude hasn't rubbed off entirely on him. chris is a reliable friend and wonderful guy most of the time. i do feel a bit bad with me putting up all this mean stuff about him...but then where's the fun in being nice?! hahah!

Yummy Yummy (Part II)

Just sharing the yummy-ness that is my darling...sorry babe. since you've put this pic on your msn, i think it's ok for me to put it here, right? teehee!!!


*sizzle!!!*

Exams Incoming!!!! Fire in the Hole!!!

no, i'm not mad. i'm just tired. after the past few days of camping in uni doing my revision, i'm sorely tempted to throw my files and folders of notes into a bonfire. really. it's getting monotonous and annoying to have to wake up everyday with the thought that, "SHIT! fucking finals.."

my temper has been a little short, my moods swing like a freaking, well, swing... my eyebags are so prominant, it's scary. my highlighters have never done so much work, one expired today and made a one way trip to the bin. nick and i have been trying to fit in "us" time in this busy busy schedule. but a few stolen kisses aren't doing the trick. i want a full blown date, but both of us realise the cruelty known as exams. damn cursed thing.

other than that super duper cheerful note, i have discovered the ugly side of monash uni students who are utter fucks. these particular shit assholes are known as pigs, or hogs, in a more recognisable term. the uni, trying to make up for this God awful time, opens up the classrooms for the students to use till 12 am everyday. some assholes think it's funny to hog a room from 8am to 12 am. like, hello?!?! what the fuck do you think you're doing?!

today, we had the unfortunate event of being "shooed" from C1.1. so, being the adaptive university students we were (we consisting of jeff, eugene, nick and i), peeked around the TRs. TR 2 had a rather smelly african guy (no offence. he smelt sickly sweet) so we moved onto TR 3. i would like to think of the events that followed the next few minutes the battle of The Sow Vs. The Students... as we reached for the front door, we were greeted, in terrible english, "Don't trouble". obviously, the person thinks that it's a proper command. "Don't trouble"? what the hell are you supposed to mean?! hello?!?! you're studying in a university that has to use english on a freaking daily basis. ok, i digress...

so anyhow, facing that, we turn the handle so as not to "trouble" the occupant inside... SHOCK AND HORRORS!!! IT'S LOCKED?!?!?! what do bitchy and snarky people like me do? hammer on the door. jeff, being the hero he is, went to the back door and started kicking it (needless to say, it was locked). through this time, i thought there maybe a group of people in there, but no... this sour looking pig-faced-sow comes stomping to the door and unlocks it glaring as menacingly as she can at 3 tall guys brushing by her like she's dirt and one very irrate female (me!).

when we got in, i realised that this happy little camper had brought her books, food, water and shit with her into the damn room. so not heeding worthless people, we began to rearrange the tables as jeff chanted "power outlet... where's a power outlet?" throughout this time, our wonderful little room mate covered her ears dramatically and huffed as she tried to study her work. the worst thing about this all is that this little bitch is a ACCA student, which is equivalent to her being a SUNWAY student. so what the flying fuck is she doing locking MONASH classrooms and pretending that she even has a bloody right to be there?!

after we settled down, we began to study. there were little whispers and chuckles coming from our corner and jeff decided to switch on the AC. the room was damn stuffy mind you. the minute dear jeff did so, Ms. Bitch turned around with a look of absolute horror and hugged herself to beat off the, then, non-existant cold. i snorted and began my revision. sue ann and melanie came in a short while after, and again, began rearranging tables and discussing what to put where... lovely little housemakers, them. through this all, Ms. Hogger, must have thought that our less than 10 decible activities were too loud for her sensitive ears and got up in a little huff with her notes and stormed out. nick and i giggled madly as she left.

10 to 15 minutes after that, she walks in with a brilliant smile on her piggy face and begins packing up her things. she makes a big show, to no one in particular by slamming her remaining notes into her folder and huffing as she tidied up her stuff. waltzing out, she had a look of a piggy that had found a new place to hog. as the door shut behind her, nick and i gave a high 5 to each other and burst out in laughter. melanie "hrmph"ed and said something along the lines to good riddance or somewhat. so in conclusion, what do we learn?

the top 3 ways to get rid of an unwanted person in a room is to:

3. Talk about exercise regimes and get really excited about comparing pics of yourself half naked
2. Talk about gay sex
1. Smell sickly sweet and show no chance that you're leaving

oh, to get rid of hogger, just flaunt in their face that you got in, and you ain't going no where!

Boys of Monash University, Sunway Campus! Part II

To all my avid readers, thank you for all the wonderful comments and hits i've recieved for my previous post :P as promised, i have 3 wonderful men available for this new edition! as with the previous post, this will feature 3 men from our wonderful university. as stated earlier, if any are interested, do contact me! contrary to popular belief, i have their contacts at the tip of my fingers! without more delay, here's our first eligible bachelor!

Male No. 1 !!! (Pisces)

I offer you, Sern Liang, Monash Engineering's finest (yeah right!)! want a man who's intelligent and has a life? Sern liang's yearly average for his studies in Monash? HDs... now, contrary to popular belief, despite his magnificent grades, this guy has a life!! he goes out clubbing and drinking and suprisingly is still capable of handing his work up on time and scoring well in the mini tests he may have! but this guy's a bit of a bin tai lou (dirty bugger) so you can always have him watching the girls go by. he's also known for his head butting incident. please ladies, if you wish to dance with him, do be at a certain height where his chin will not be threatened with damage! :P (said incident resulted in him getting an MSN contact, but no phone number... hahah!)

Specky and average height, around 5' 7" or 5' 9", this speciment of intelligent males, is always dressed in a tight shirt and slacks. i have never seen him without his hair neatly gelled and his entire appearance squeeky clean. but sadly for this guy, i have noticed he sweats alot! and easily too! but then again, for those of you that think sweaty guys are hot, i guess he's suitable for you (not my thing at all). in uni, the best place to find him isn't in the library but in the engineering labs! he'll be sitting behind a computer with his MSN on chatting to goodness knows who and doing goodness knows what.

*as much as i'd rather have more to write about him, i don't. for the engineering guys that may stumble across this, please give me mre dirt... i know he has some!


Male No. 2!!! (Pisces)

Ah!! Biotech's own submission. our very own philip tay! or as i affectionately call, him, Zen. now, zen, there is a hundred and one things that can be said about him. this lounge attendant has been my friend since i was 13 (since form 1 la). when we graduated from high school, i thought i'd be rid of him (just joking, k?). but who'd have thunk it that the fella stalked me into monash... doing the same course as me some more! :O hahah! joking weh. but anyhow, he's a regular guy. nothing facinating.. to me at least :P

Zen plays the drums and performs in his church frequently. but don't let this goody goody two shoes give you the wrong impression. he clubber wor! his famous b'day bash that resulted in him making the complete fool of himself the same night sern liang got head butted will go down in history. he had effectively ruined the water bottle my nick was drinking from by smashing down on the table several times. his drunked stupor was vehemantly denied during that time (ok. that didn't really help him much did it?) hehe!

zen's a great friend. tries to outdo me when i'm sarcastic with him, to no avail. but he does try, so i have to give him some credit for that! hahah! his small stature is not to be outdone by his loud and rather raspy voice. he constantly spikes up his hair as shown in the picture, unless he has a cap on (must be compensating for something... height) and he's always lugging his laptop around and playing inane games on it... (unreal?! the game la!) lately he's having this obssession with a cute rabbit... :S ahaha

as you can see in the pic, he has fallen asleep in the lounge again with his "Fitness First" headphones on whilst listening to something. he has this tendency to do that. he has a slight belly, which initially, he denied of its existance, but now wears with pride. a truly good chap!

Male No. 3!!! (Scorpio)

This is our beloved John Lim (a.k.a John Sabah a. k. a Wushu man). he's a funny bloke i say! ahha! man of many sounds. sit next to him for a day and laugh your ass off as he makes his series of odd noises, ranging from unique mannerisms of say "fuyoh" to "uh oh". you should listen to him imitate DotA character noises, super funny! this dude is born in the year of a tiger, but hangs out with us oxen alot. i think he's a sesat tiger. hahah!

i have a standing bet with him that he won't get his 6 pecs by the end of the year and he is determined to prove me wrong. ladies, want a nice firm man? look elsewhere till i give you the thumbs up! hhehe! but if you want a guy to work out with, john is available. another thing about this guy's health. he just had a brush with dengue and is jovial about it. he's crazy...

as the ladies can see, his guy is broad shouldered with loads of meat (and fat). he's got baby soft hair and boasts about it (rolls eyes). he loves to drink beer and hails from kinabalu. he's extremely fair with a pinky skin tone (jealous...) and he's extremely funny. he likes to think that he's sexy, as you can see from my msnchat with him:

John Sabah Lim says (10:44 PM):
i'm da sexy guy
b347: Give me the wind and the surf...( Monash Males Part 2!) says (10:45 PM):
oh really..
John Sabah Lim says (10:45 PM):
one of the most attractive ppl on earth

funny right? and rather obnoxious too...hahha! i dare testify he's not sexy! just alright my my department. eager to have a guy that's super crazy, is a cheerleader, protein bar chomper, 6-pec-wannabe and just plain funny, get john! :)

*can't really do much for this posting... the first one took too much out of me :( may edit to make it nicer in the near future (read by next week)

Very Available Monash Males…

to all the single ladies out there, i present to you the males in Monash University Malaysia that i believe deserve a nice lady to care for! now, it is crucial that none of you fine ladies start judging them by appearances as many shallow women would. they are wonderful and i love them to bits... in my own rather violent and evil way :P

Ok! the first male... coming riiiight up!!! (Arranging them by age)

Mr TK Yong! :P (Cancer, Aries)

this wonderful example of a male is the king meanie... he's my favourite senior (cos he's basically the only senior i actually talk to) and he's a very much wonderful chap, when he's being nice. stats?well, i don't really have his stats. i highly doubt he'll find this post amusing anyhow :P hahah! (sorry yong. you're single and available, just not desperate). Yong enjoys photography, walks in the park, holding hands and flowers... ok, i lied about the park, holding hands, and flowers. he enjoys nature, the beach and annoying the hell out of me. but then again, i annoy him back! muahahah! but he really is a nice chap.

he's a fun guy to hang around with and is a good listner. he seems to like oasis and can't play Red alert starcraft or warcraft... he can't dota?! hahah! he can play C&C though and is currently in Sarajevo defending his base. he's born in the year of a boar, but isn't boring (so bloody lame!) he walks around in his big clunky boots, ready to jump into a swamp (though we're in kl) and always look like he's going to pull a prank on me. i'm not sure whether he acts that way only around me cos i'm his self-proclaimed-favourite-junior ever! hehe! but most of the time, he's harmless.

as seen in the picture above (it's a horrible pic of him. doesn't do him justice. he usually has a rather sneaky grin on his face), he's very skinny. if you're into the thin and lanky type that really eats alot in comparison to what he weighs, then he's your guy. when you're around him and the forest is closing in on you, you know you'll be safe. that's our KY. he is the best person to be lost in a forest with. he's got his mini stove in his back pack ma! hehe! (btw, said back pack is nearly as tall as i am! and probably heavier... :S)

Male No. 2...

Alex the Deo (a.k.a Shorty) <---dunno his b'day :P

Born in the year of a rat, he has squinty eyes like one. one half of the David and Goliath couple in the MPR playing ping pong! heheh! Contrary to popular belief, our darling alex probably doesn't need any advertisement. but as i observed in his clash with a particular lady friend i have, he can be mighty shy when he REALLY likes a girl. so i won't advertise so much on him since there are 101 things i dislike about his habits. but in a nutshell, he's the perfect gentleman when he's trying. he's willing to take you shopping to help you change your wardrobe, but i think he has ulterior motives at least that's the impression i got from his shopping with mei leng... but i think the more i write on him, the more bad things i'm unearthing... ok, so if you want alex, he's a bit short (maybe my height) and stocky (fat) so it makes him look really short (midget). but alex, we love you all the same :P he's a wonderful friend, but i don't think i'd date him... (he's too damn short!)

Male No. 3!

Wei Hong!!! (Virgo)

Now this guy is a massive teddy bear! to me and mei leng, he's our stress reliever. we love pinching his chubby cheeks and teasing him to itty bitty bits! (see the pic! :D) but then he's rather vicious to other males. Hong Hong is as tall as my darling, but weighs nearly 2 times i do. he's an engineering student and loves to play foosball in the lounge, though ping pong has taken him by the reigns.

he's also very determined when he puts himself to it. he finished the malay mail big walk with me! woot! 10 km man!!! hehe! and not to mention he's suddenly taken interest into playing ping pong! watch him play here! hehe! he's a brilliant friend and a wonderful punching bag. he likes to hog nick on holidays by tempting my sweetie with PS2 games! but my very clever nick sees beyond that! hong has a wicked sense of humor, enjoy watching girls walk by and liqour. fancy a drinking man with alot of surface area, get hong! did i mention he's cuddly too? ;)

he's known as CNN bob as anything you tell him (if you don't tell him to keep it hush hush) will be everyone's news. want the lastest gossip? find Hong. want the funniest drunk ever? find hong. want a good laugh? find hong. want to find out who likes who? find hong. want to eat at lunch with someone who'll chug down 2 glasses of shuet cha and continue to chomp on ice? Find hong! want to get laid? er find Hong? hahah!

Picture courtesy of nick's blog...

Male No. 4!!!

Derek Tan!!! (a.k.a Tok Kok Tan)

See Derek, i put you at No. 4! :P now, derek... where do i start? i've known him since he was small, short and didn't slouch. derek is an entity of his own. he deserves to become an adjective. when any of us start spouting utter rubbish at the most unusual time, we always say "stop pulling a derek" but then derek is a nice guy. a bit of a prude though... derek is a scorpio. he's a super duper loyal friend and gets mad easily when he feels his friends have been wronged. has too big a heart and very sheltered. the type of guy you take home to your folks and your dad won't find the need to threaten him within an inch of his life. he's so very superstitious and really listens to his mummy alot. he loves his mum and grandma to bits it's endearing. problems? he listens to mummy and grandma. hahah!

he also has a bit of a skin problem and is nearly inept in fashion. in his eyes, all he needs to wear to uni is his briefs, t-shirt, pants, shoes and socks. the colour coordination, the socks he wears and the shoes he uses are not important. what matters to him is that he's covered up his bits. if you want do a challenging make over? Derek is the key to your dreams. want a guy that likes anime? derek. want a guy that can talk to you about games 24/7? Derek. want a guy that will be worried for you and be genuinely concerned when you're upset and need someone to talk to? derek. want someone who's capable of writing both computer programs and poetry? derek. hehe! don't play play! he's bloody smart when he's trying!

ok la. that's all i have for now. i think i expand on the guys anymore than this, they'll kill me! :P

Cancer!! Does it in the Water?!?!

Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictions. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line.


AQUARIUS - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.


PISCES - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREATkisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Coolest one
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person Ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long- term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Especially with your mom. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- Irresistible
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


SAGITTARIUS-The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Cutie
Most Amazing kisser. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - Aggressive.
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty.

Ps, i have a capricorn as a partner, so does this mean i get some really passionate loving? hehe! ;) Muax babe!

Pss... yes, i'm really jobless to blog twice in a day...

YUMMY!!!! :P *Drools...*

Just sharing a little something... so hawt... :P eye candy for the girls :P isn't he just hawt?! and it's mine! all mine! muahaha!

WARNING! The following picture may blind you temporarily!

Suffice to say, it was hot a the beach, the waves were strong. we had decided to go for a swim and chris was his usual obscene self and decided to go in boxers... however, i guess old King Neptune wanted to play an evil joke on him. after washing him up onto the shore like a beached whale, King Neptune decided to charm chris's pants away... you know how the greek gods are... horny for even men! chris returned to us with a very sore bum and sand where the sun doesn't shine. sadly, he lost his pants to the sea and was all but amused when we welcomed him with kim dressed up as a merman and holding a triton. i guess it didn't help that he later suffered a fever that night, recollecting the horrors inflicted upon him. as of now, chris is undergoing severe psychological treatment to help him cope with this trauma.

Ps... Chris really is wearing his boxers... he didn't get shagged by Neptune, he did lose his pants though, just not his boxers! and he did get a fever, but no psychological treatment, though i honestly believe he could do with some :P sorry chris, but the pic was too tempting to photoshop!hahah! thanks Yong! :)

Beach Withdrawal Symptoms...

The beach is a many dangerous and wonderful thing. i miss it. i can't seem to stop thinking of the sand, the blue sky, the refreshing water, the sea breeze, the night sky, the shooting stars, the sunrise and the turtles. i can't help but miss the thrill of running along the beach in the pitch dark night racing to watch a turtle lay her eggs. i can't help but miss the sea breeze blowing around me as i fall asleep, the whispers of the waves crashing into the sand.

it doesn't help that my meanie of a senior, KY thought it would be funny to make me miss the beach more by sending me a song where the begining has the sound of the surf crashing into the shore. meanie la you KY! to top it off, i've been staring like a fool at the pics i took during the trip... i miss that damn beach! as i fall asleep, i can almost hear the waves... damn!

in a nutshell, i miss the beach. i honestly wish we could have stayed there a little longer. the sandflies and the hard water was things that we could have gotten used to. but the view of the ocean in the early morning is wonderful. the song of the birds as the sun rises is sweet to the ears. i have stayed in the city too long and all this is making me miss the suburban lifestyle.

true, all of us got sunburnt, but we were happy. we had fun playing monkey in the middle with darren's pants. we had fun pelting eah other with sand in the ocean. jason got his tan. kim got covered in sand. kate and yvonne had their feet healed. mei xian's conjunctivitis got better. we saw the turtle lays eggs. it truly is bliss...

true, i missed nick to tiny bits during the trip. and if he was there, it would have been much more fun. especially at night when the stars came out and the the shooting stars crossed the night sky... there were times i wished i had asked him to follow us so he could be there to walk along the beach with me. next time then...

Salty Salty Brine

Waves crashing into the shore
The sea breeze cooling and pleasant
The clear blue sky and soft sandy beach
Up creeps the salty brine

A splash into the face
An unsuspecting victim
An indignant sqawk of rage
A mouthful of salty salty brine

A victorious whoop of joy felled silent
As salty salty brine splashes right in
The wave-slapped faces shocked
By the mouthful of salty salty brine

Oh Salty Salty Brine!
Oh water of the sea!
Why do you sting my eyes
Why do you make me so thirsty...

Stupid White Trash Foriegners... Go home to your red neck world!

don't get me wrong... i have nothing against white people. in fact, i have met really nice ones throughout my life. the problem are the trash of the white society. they have no brains just brawn and they think that anyone without white skin is below them. what brings this on? here, lemme tell you what happened no more than 30 minutes ago.

i was on the way home from 1u and i was doing what i do best when in the car. i look out the window, looking at the passing cars and trying to see anything interesting about them. i happen to catch site of a cherokee jeep with some rather interesting signs on. you know the ones stuck on with the suction caps? well, anyway, trying to read them when your car is on a flyover and the other car's driving alongside below isn't easy, so i was staring at the car a bit.

i look up to see the passenger look at me then turn away so i didn't care and continued to look at the car. all this spans in a few seconds. next thing i know, when i look up is the driver is looking back at me, then the fucker flips me off!!!! i was shocked at first, then contemplated flipping him one back but i lost sight of the stupid little shit.

fucking white trash!! hello?!?! who's country are you in? bloody hell, you friends didn't even care about some asian chick looking at the car or in your general direction, so what the fuck do you think you're doing? just because you're white doesn't mean shit you know! i hate the fact that white trash like you think you can fucking walk over asians. some may be stupid enough to fawn over you, but the new breed of asians will not tolerate you. trust me, if you had happen to meet me face to face, i bet, even if i stared at you, you wouldn't dare flip me off.

so, if you guys ever see a dark green cherokee with two signs talking about the driver sticking to the back windows, driven by some stupid white punk, don't give the little shit any fucking road couteousy... he should be white with blonde/light brown hair.

if you happen to be him, i'd like you to go back to your barbaric country where your stupid mindset will be accepted. or better yet, let me know who the fuck you are, i'll set up a place to meet, and you can bloody well flip me off in front of whatever asians that may be there... obviously, being a girl and all that, my guy friends will love to accompany me. did i mention that i have many male friends... die you stupid white trash shit.

*ps, i really don't mean to attack all the white people out there... just the stupid red-neck, white trash that sully your names. for people like my dr. Cathy, my friends back in grade school and all you other wonderful people that i've had the pleasure of staying with in my condo, thank you for being polite and civilised.

** the white people in my condo are so nice! there's always a good morning, hello and see you, when you share a lift with them. one old gentleman chatted with me once when we were sharing a lift. see!

Semester's Coming to a Close?!?! OH NO!!!!!!!

i cannot believe it. this semester is going by waaay too fast for my liking. i've been so busy handing up assignments. hopefully i do well for this sem. my brain's on a random auto-pilot now. ack... had a weird dream where i went on a field trip. i have an upcoming one that i'm looking forward to. but the silly thing about this dream is that we stayed in a 5 star hotel. nice beds, HBO, looked like those high class boarding school dorms, with lovely decor and the works. in my dream, my friend was married and he was married during the trip quietly. and of all the things, my engineering friend was there... which is ridiculous. anyhow, the reason why this dream is uber weird? cos i'll be going to see turtles nesting in a couple of weeks. to top that off, we'll be staying in dorms or even camping outside (which i wouldn't mind! :P) so obviously a high class hotel room isn't possible.

anyway, i have a report due next week, i TECHNICALLY have a report due tomorrow, which i have barely touched, i have an assignment due next week too. and the malay mail big walk is on sunday. i'm pretty screwed in a sense as i have so much to do. trying not to hyperventilate! and not to mention i have to go for hansel's farewell dinner friday. stoopid la.. hansel leaving already!!!! nick and i will be seriously missing him. more of nick la. anyway, tomorrow going to get him his gift. haven't really decided what to get him though... but then again, i won't say what i plan to get, in case he may happen onto my blog. he does read nick's.

ok ok back to work. i noticed nick has more hits than me. why ar? cos he has more pics? hahah! oh well...

What's Love?

after falling in and out of relationships, one would think i would know thoroughly what love really is. i'm not talking about platonic love, not talking about love between family members. i'm talking about the feeling that you get whenever you're with that special someone, and all you want to do is hold and hug him/her to bits. i'm talking about the feeling where you look at that someone and you know you'd die for them.

so what exactly is love? it makes us do irrational things. after all, what rational person would want to fall in love? don't get what i mean? let me explain. love makes people do things they don't or won't normally do for themselves or anyone for the matter.

love makes people change who they are to become more desirable to the one they love. love makes you want to break down in tears when that someone you love hurts you. it makes you forgive them nearly the next instance too. love makes you lose all sense of dignity and honour around that person. it makes you want to understand that person. love makes you blind to their faults, though many or few.

love scars you and makes you bitter when it leaves you in a broken manner. love makes you feel broken and incomplete without that special someone holding you or being close by your side. love makes you feel insecure, afraid of losing that person when someone attractive comes along. love makes you irrational. love consumes you, leaving little time and energy for anything other than loving that someone. love possesses your mind, leaving you thinking, pining and dreaming of that someone whenever you're alone.

love leaves you in a mess when that he/she doesn't answer the phone or reply your messages, even if it's because he/she forgot to charge their phone or left upstairs when they're at home. love makes you unbelievably happy and irrationally on cloud 9 when they finally reply you. love makes you worry half to death when your loved one is upset. love makes you wait up to ungodly hours to makes sure they get home safe and sound. love makes you feel guilty when you don't.

love makes you fight to keep that someone near you, despite how much hurt that person has caused you. love makes you stay up late late at night to finish the last touch to the gift you'll give him/her. love makes you tired the next morning with puffy eyes and a pounding headache. love makes you hurt them, and at the same time, hurt yourself even more, if for their own good.

why would anyone want to love? you're being reduced to a heap of blubbering mess when it all falls apart. you disregard yourself and place your loved one before anything in the world. you want to make sure that your loved one is safe and sound where no hurt can come to him/her. you just want them to be happy, even if it isn't with you.

but then again...

love makes you smile at the mere thought that he/she loves you back. love makes you float on the clouds and fills your heart with gladness at every little acknowledgement that you hear from his/her lips. love fills you so full of joy, even if it's for a while, when he/she looks back at you with a smile on his/her face. love makes it all worth it. that sigh of relief and the insane feeling of calm when you know that the one you love is happy and safe is worth all the sleepless hours, all the puffy eyes in the world!

love isn't all about the passion. passion is a by product. love isn't about lust, lust is human nature. love isn't about control, love is free... love trusts... love gives and gives and gives, completely satisfied without recieving, but who wouldn't like recieving. love is compromise. love is eternal.

love can change, fade and ebb away. but like a radioactive component with an extremely long half life, it never goes away. it'll always be there, a reminder for your heart. so what is love? love is a mystery... and i'm happy not really knowing what it is. i'll get to discover it more, everyday, bit by bit. and i'll be happy, because i've loved and been loved.

Sick

i am, without a miserable doubt, sick. despite my valiant attempts to anything but. my laptop has also decided to be sick along with me, as it has been giving me screen problems... AGAIN! i have been drinking alot of water,trying to reduce the "sickness" but though the concentration of sickness factor may decrease,the number of moles of sickness remains the same. to reduce the number of moles of sickness, i require several hours of good and sound rest. unfortunately, being a uni student, such things are not possible. so. what's a sick girl to do? simple. stay sick until the chemical properties of sickness decrease through half life. the half life varies with the sickness, and i hope my version of sickness has a low half life of two hours, unlike my brother's which is probably 3 days.

time being, nick will have no choice but to refrain from giving me a much needed good snog and share food with yours truly. his valiant efforts will be doubled with my irrational need to drink tonnes of hot water and sniffle and whinge when i sneeze. for all you who may find me a whiny little brat, UP YOURS. i couldn't care less... oh, aother thing, if you are a Monash student or a buggering Sunway brat, do do refrain from screaming in the MUSA lounge, i will not be very kind to you in words and will probably mutter and curse you under my breath. not only that, i will give you my killer glare. it's patented,by the way, due to it's efficiency. i get royalties whenever someone uses it...

*Ps... this is a fevered mind driving my fingers. i hold no responsibility over any hurt feelings... bah humbug!

Random Snippets of My Life…

i'm a very tired and sleepy girl tonight. problem is, as with every other university student, i have a dozen and one things on my mind that prevents me from sleeping. to make a short list ranging from the most bothersome to the least:

1. i most likely will have a low paying job once i finish my miserable degree. apparently you really can't earn jack shit in this profession.
2. i have a killer tutorial for 2 very hard subjects tomorrow. am only prepared for one so far, and it's already 10pm
   
3. have to complete GEN3030 essay by thursday night. i MUST... may shift this to no.2
4. lack of nick to balance the stress in my life
5. my presentation tomorrow... what to wear?!?!?!!

what's a girl to do?

my lily bloomed. the pictures are here.... nice le!
a pic from nick's performance in the nottingham annual dinner... took this backstage... :)

I'm Brit?!?!

i do want to start staying in Britain. i truly doubt i'm brit! i can speak with the stiff upper lip if you like, but i'm very much a chinese... and yes, it's known as football. after all, didn't the brits invent the damn sport?! england-arrrrr!!!

British:
[x] You drink a lot of tea
[x] You know what a brolly is
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy..
[x] you can eat a Full English Breakfast
[x] you dislike EMOS! almost as much as you dislike chavs
[x] its football... not soccer
Total = 7

Australian
[x] you wear flip flops all year
[ ] you call flip flops thongs not
flip flops
[ ] you love a backyard barbie
[ ] you know a barbie is not just a
doll
[x] you love the beach
[x] sometimes you swear without
realizing
[ ] you're a sports fanatic
[x] you are tanned
[ ] you're a bit of a bogan
[ ] you have an australian something
(shirt, phone sock, etc.)
Total = 4

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] your grandmother makes her own
sauces.
[x] you know how a real meatball tastes
like.
[ ] you know Italian songs.
[x] you have dark hair and dark eye color
[ ] you speak some italian
[x] you are under 5'10''.
[ ] pizza/spaghetti is the best food in
the world.
[ ] you talk with your hands.
Total = 4

Mexican
[ ] you say member instead of Remember
[ ] you speak spanish or know some
[ ] you like tacos
[ ] yoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] you are dark skinned (tanned)
[x] you know what a Puta is.
[ ] you talk fast occasionally.
[ ] you have had highlights or dyed your hair.
[ ] you know what platanos are
Total= 1

Russian
[ ] you say villian as: Vee-lon
[x] you get short tempered
[x] you know of somebody named natasha
[x] you get cold easily
[x] rain is fun for you
[ ] You get into contests all the time
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather
Total= 4

Irish
[x] you love to drink
[x] you have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc OR Murph or O' or Fitz or ends with a ley,on,un,an,ins,ry, ly, y.
[ ] you have blue or green eyes.
[x] you like the color green.
[ ] you have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] you have a family member from Ireland..
[ ] you have blonde hair
[ ] you have/had freckles
[ ] your family get togethers always include drinking and/or singing

Total = 3

African American
[ ] you say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair
[x] you like rap
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] you think President George Walker Bush is racist
[x] you like chicken
[x] you like watermelon
[x] you can dance
[ ] you can ‘sing’ gospel
Total = 5

Asian
[x] you have slanty/small eyes
[x] you like rice a lot
[x] you are good at math
[ ] you have played the piano
[x] you have family from asia
[x] you laugh sometimes covering your mouth
[x] most people think you're chinese
[ ] you call hurricanes typhoons
[ ] you go to Baulko
Total= 6

German
[ ] you like bread
[ ] you think American Chocolate is good.
[ ] you Speak some German
[ ] you know what Schnitzel is
[ ] you hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi
[x] you went to Pre-school..
[x] you're over 5'2"
Total= 2

Canadian
[ ] you LIKE/play/played hockey
[ ] you love beer
[x] You say eh
[ ] you know what poutine is
[ ] you speak some french-
[ ] you love Tim Horton's
[ ] at one point you lived in a farm house
[ ] you watch/watched degrassi

Total= 1

American
[ ] hate foreigners
[ ] hate non-Christians
[x] lazy
[ ] not cultured
[x] hate abortion
[ ] love the death penalty
[ ] don't read
[ ] shop at walmart
[ ] think this is rather biased
total = 2

Find the highest total and repost this
as "I'm..."

The Attack of the Boredom Boogie Man...

i wallow here in boredom

why why does he haunt me?

the boredom boogie man

i need some form of escape from him

the boredom boogie man

any moment now, any second,

he'll jump out of my closet and drag me in

into a world of dust bunnies

a world of gray

a world of emptiness and dismay

he renders you useless

your limbs lank and limp by your sides

your face an empty stare as he looks blankly at you

oh yes, the boredom boogie man....

Tis a Sad Day... (8.30 pm)i just got the news that my great grandmother has passed away. this was i think the closing event for my by then, screwy day. it started with waking up to my dad nagging me about my room continued with screaming and shouting from my brothers. just before i got the news, i was already fuming in my room when our dinner was disrupted by an argument between myself and my youngest brother. i won't go into details on that. all siblings fight. but now, i dont' feel angry. i feel sad.

before dinner, my aunt had called saying my poh tai (great grandma) was ill. this aunt has a tendency to blow things out of proportions so i didn't want to think so much about it. i was considering going back to kuching to look after my poh tai this break, if i wasn't laden with uni work. i think i should have just gone ahead and gone back to kuching... when i was working in the kitchen, i was wondering about all the stories that my poh tai could have told me if there wasn't a language barrier. i speak english, mandarin, hokkien, but no hakka. my poh tai speaks hakka only...

i regret not getting to know her better. she was always very sharp. she could still remember everything when we went back to kuching in CNY. i was looking through some of the pictures i stored in my laptop, and i realised that this CNY, none of us took her picture. i'm feeling a myriad of feelings. mostly sadness and regret. but then regret is too late, isn't it? all the "what if"s arise in my mind and i'm not making any consious effort to silence them. it fuels my regrets but then maybe this may make me change?

why is it that we regret so much when it's too late? things that really matter only seem to show when there's that crucial something that occurs. some large, big, drastic. it's cruel, but i guess what we really need to be is ready for everything. in my eyes, poh tai was a super woman. she used to tend to her own garden all the way till she was 90+. her health started to deteriorate a couple of years back. then not more than an hour ago, she left this world. she lived to a ripe age of 99. in the chinese calender, she was 100. the old bird lived pretty long eh? sigh.

maybe her death was for the better? she was very sick, turning blind and deaf. it was so frustrating for her to be unable to see us and hear us talking this CNY. i could tell. she still loved every one of us too. she smiled so happily when everyone gathered around her to talk to her, to hold her hand. she wasn't senile, mind you. she can remember all the grandchildren and the number of great grandchildren she had. she couldn't see, but when we told her who we were, she laughed and said, "Ah Kong's daughter eh!"

at least she's in a better place. a quiet peaceful place. she's with her beloved husband. she used to take us great grandkids to her room and show us his pictures and talk about him. in the smattering hakka i know, i could tell she loved him even then (what's there not to love?! my great grandpa was handsome!). i don't know what plans the family have now. i have no idea if dad will be going back to pay his last respects. i won't be surprised if he does go. he loved her alot. i have no idea how he's taking it either. he's been sitting in his room since we got the news and mum looks weary. i'll try to be good for the rest of the week. just for dad.

rest in peace poh tai. we love you.

i have just read this week's newsweek. it's about the war on iraq from the US army personel's point of view. it's really depressing to know that despite so many deaths, Bush still is adamant that he was right and believes that the war would benefit the Iraqis. the ultimate sacrifice of so may young men, fathers, brothers, lovers and friends...

the issue shows the letters the soldiers sent home to their families and when the soldiers died and how. if i wasn't reading it in uni, i think i would have cried reading from cover to cover. it's very sad. words really cannot express the horror and the pain i feel for the families. their loved ones were meant to be away on duty for a few months, which dragged onto years. most of the deceased are either young fathers or kids fresh out of college. this particular letter made me cry... he was just 19.

the iraqis have suffered too. most of the deaths in this war are not the rebells fighting to take back their country. it's the civilians, wrongly accused, wrongly identified and obviously, murdered in cold blood. normal everyday people, people that, if were in m'sia, you'd think of as your mamak, or the guy at your local sundry shop... they were INNOCENT.

Sadam is dead... why hasn't the US left iraq?

Brr… Cold, Cold Days!!!

Lately it has been so cold in Uni. It doesn’t help that most of the time I’m in the lounge, it starts to pour like there’s no tomorrow… twice this week, I was stuck in Uni unable to go out for lunch. The first time around, I had to resort to buying cafeteria food then hurrying to find a nice warm and dry lecture theatre to dine. The cafeteria was full to the brim with students, you see... the second time around, i braved the rain and walked to Medan to have my lunch with nick, hong, alex and mei ling. luckily, i had "my" jacket with me. with the hood up, and the jacket covering me up to my thighs, i was very dry when i reached Medan.

when working in the lounge, it can get so cold my fingers turn blue. to remedy the situation, what i do is i try to drink more water i brought from home and fill my bottle nearly full of the hot water in the gym. i would then have my make shift hot water bottle!!! ain't i a genius?! hahah! luckily, i have my jacket with me most of the time, or i think i would have turned into a frozen popsicle! nick's lips turned blue today from the cold. freaky... i rue the day he goes to some snowy place. i think i'd have fun keeping his lips pink! :P

i have officially handed up my first two assignments of the semester!!! woot! both of which i tried to complete in the student lounge with frozen fingers as i hammered away on my keyboard... jacket or no, it was freaking cold! i think the thermostat has konged out! i'm surprised if the temperature in the room was less than 16 degrees celcius! and that is too cold for me without my lunch to metabolise into heat! ok, technically, heat is a by-product... but then let's not get all antsy about it eh? :D

speaking of bugs, i have officially sucessfully stained my first set of Drosophila Krupple mutation egg! woot! it was so pretty! the bands are lovely! i haven't taken my pictures from the student drive though... muct get around to doing it! while we were waiting for our stains to be done, we (ok, mainly me) started to "analyse" a parasetic insect that sucks sap for a living (not aphids). come to think of it, i remind me of those little kids that pull the wings off flies to see if they'll survive. cruel, but i was curious whether it would stain with the same reagents we used to stain the eggs. obviously not... but worth the shot. i'm so freaking evil...