*Warning!!! vulgar language... self-righteous people don't bother reading... i'd "hate" to sully your "perfect" eyes and life with my vulgarities

Rempits: A Bane to all Kuala Lumpur Drivers

i'm tired of hearing news of motorcyclists getting knocked down then pointing fingers at the car drivers... reason why? the above title. i mean like... what the fuck la... these fucking rempits think they blooody own the fucking road! what do you think har?!!? your grandfather own one ar?! sheesh la! what the fuck la...

ok, just to let you know what sparked my outrage was a perfectly fine drive home at 1.30 in the morning became a drive full of frustration and edgey nerves... mainly cos mumsy is the anxious one... (oh this happened sunday morning... technically speaking, morning) and i know this post is kinda late.. so sue me! :P

basically, what happened was that my bro notices a police block at the opposite side of the kerinchi link and then, we saw what they were waiting for. just straight ahead, darting out of the junction, was rempits...

these stupid asses were "rempit"-ing on their bikes. some with pillion riders... and usually some scantily clad female, no older than 20 clinging to a skinny male. i think there were some 20 plus bikes swerving in and out then... really stupid bunches of shit... shit for brains la they all! they basically hogged the entire fucking three lanes of the highway... like what the fuck!?!?! even cars don't freaking take up three lanes la you fuckwads! now, those familiar with kl roads, or at least familiar on the 101 ways to get to desa hartamas, this is from the kerinchi link to desa hartamas and taman seri hartamas.

dad was driving our good old wira and all of us were dying to get home to our nice cosy beds. then this shit brains think it's funny to ride fast and slow, however they please!!! i mean like they're freaking shaking hands and talking to each other on their bikes in the fucking middle of the road!!! as if to rub salt into our already irritated moods, this crazy ass fucker thinks he's the man...

this asshole suddenly speeds up to overtake my dad, and mind you, there was a lane free beside dad and the fella had to hug as close as he could to the car!!! fuck man! it gave my mother a shock... dad gripped his steering wheel like if he could, he'd take it out and whack the shit out of the fella's brains. my brothers were in the state of "what the fuck"ness... me, having witnessed this one too many times on the way back from the clubs, just sat there shooting death rays out of my eyes at them... ok, if only those death rays worked...

i know Jesus has risen from the dead, but heeeeellllllloooooooooo?!?!! you're not Jesus! gaaah!!!!

you can't freaking raise your shit brains from the floor if you wanted to! which is why you have shit for brains... you shat out your freaking brains and left them on the floor, then stuffed shit into your brain cavity! and those girls riding behind you are air heads.... they're so empty headed they think... wait.. they can't think... so let's just leave it at that before i accidentally compliment them.

oh, as if to make life harder, they blocked off the first turning to kiara, the one through the SMK Hartamas school, by riding so slow. then not enough... they decide to congregate at junction!!!! you know the junction to turn to either desa or taman hartamas? yeah, that one! dad was tired and irritated. so he did what most kl drivers would, without honking, he drove as close as he could to the motorcycle... luckily, one of them suddenly grew an inch of brains and asked his friend to speed up... then we got home, mum, still a bundle of nerves... cursing stupid idiots all the way home...

great way to start the easter week huh?